FALL OUT BEE

Just when I thought it wasn't possible to hate Pete Wentz any more, like a self-destructive genius he comes up with another reason to sink him lower in the estimation of the world. To celebrate his marriage to Ashlee Simpson, the musician splashed out on a truly romantic present. A massive bumble-bee made of Lego.

Hmm, what will he buy her for the birth of their first child? A Thundercat made out of human faeces? He even commissioned Nathan Sawaya, a man who describes himself as 'an artist' and who probably couldn't believe his luck when the deluded EMO kid waved a massive cheque under his nose and asked him to make a big bee out of children's toys (instead of having to paint something properly).

Sawaya said: "I was commissioned to create a bee. Why a bee? Because it is romantic of course. "

As it turns out, bees are linked with the notion of love in ancient mythology, but does anyone truly believe that the bassist from Fall Out Boy or Ashlee Simpson knew this?

Face it, he bought her a big, bright, colourful object made out of Lego, and she fucking loved it. In fact, he could have bought her any shiny object and she'd have been over the moon.