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Pete Waterman says he will never work with Kylie again

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Pete Waterman says he will never work with Kylie again

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Pete Waterman has announced that he will never work with Kylie Minogue again. Given that his next venture will be creating some dire racket out of the Sheilas' Wheels insurance ads, I'm sure Kylie is breathing a huge sigh of relief.

Waterman, a man renowned for his modesty, plays down his part in Kylie's success in an interview with Digital Spy, shyly revealing how he created her career from thin air and, when fickle fashion turned against her, stood rock-firm and waved the flag for Brave Kylie.

"Kylie was the antichrist for five years of her life, and you know what, I defended that for five years," Waterman frothed. "People around tend to forget what it was like back in 87, 88, 89. But I don't forget and Kylie doesn't forget. It was not fun."

Not fun? You're not fucking joking, Pete. We had to listen to the stuff, remember?

COMMENTS
Berry on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Sven Goran Erikkson has put on some weight, hasn't he?
dansayle on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Pete Waterman's contribution to music is akin to Hitler's contribution to racial tolerance or Bin Laden's contribution to international air travel. What a twat
JiggeryCock on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Not fun? NOT FUCKING FUN? I'll tell you what's 'not fun'. Puring vinegar into paper cuts on your jap-eye. Tooling around making bland, unchallenging pop music, trousering millions and having a fucking big laugh about the gullibility of the great record-buying British public is about as 'fun' as it can get.
MrsMoon on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
i really hate this monumental cunt for his crimes against music, i remember, when criticised that all his shitty songs sound the same, he said "All the Beatles songs sound the same"...WHAT THE FUCK!?! Yeah, like Please, please me really sounds like Tomorrow Never Knows.........The temerity of the fucker to even dare make the comparison wants me to see him as dead as a princess in a tunnel...
SpackoMcDribble on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
why don't people realise that Kylie was, is, and will always be shite. Pete Waterman or Cathy Dennis, it doesn't matter, the end result is bollocks.
strangelad on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
That's not Sven Goran Erikkson, it's the bloke who used to be in Allo Allo, he played the German Officer who said "Klop" all the time.
Money on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
OK, Watermans musical output was dire but he was fucking hilarious on The Hit Man and Her. "go on son, give it some of that".
cuntlicker2000 on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
If there was justice in this world this vile cretin would have been publicly decapitated for crimes against music.
thingymabob on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
where are they now?!....the black guy who danced in the silver wig with white leg warmers from petes hit show the hitman and her at about 2.30 on a sunday morning just before get stuffed!
BanjoString on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Cuntman and Her
DeirdreChambers on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
No he won't be working with Kylie again but does he really expect us to believe that's HIS choice???
bystander on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Mikala Strachan, lovely and Pete knows his stuff about the railways and who's had the last laugh? If people didn't buy shite then guess what they'd stop making it. Bring back Jive Bunny that's what I say.
Marshfield on Fri 10 August 2007 said...
Man who hasn't worked with artist for 15 years says he'll never work with her again. Shit that's her career fucked then.
Titselinabumsquirter on Sat 11 August 2007 said...
I thought the Sheilas Wheels thing was a joke, but then i just saw it on some obscure music channel... Jeesus Fucking christ - kill me now.
RoyKeane on Sat 11 August 2007 said...
Cunt Cunt Cunt!!! I'd abuse Michaela Strachan's ass tho, but only from her Wide Awake Club days
on Sat 11 August 2007 said...
Musical influences? "Er,Pete Waterman." (Trapdoor opens leading to 50 gallon drum of hydrochloric acid.) "AAAAARRRRRRGGH!"
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