PETE DOHERTY TO GET EARLY RELEASE TO PLAY GLASTONBURY

ANOTHER REASON TO MISS GLASTO

Published on Wed 16 April 2008 by roryk

PETE DOHERTY TO GET EARLY RELEASE TO PLAY GLASTONBURY

Glastonbury organisers are apparently hopeful that Pete Doherty will get an early release from his sentence so that he can play the festival in June. Surely he won't get let out for good behaviour if reports in today's Sun about Peat taking HERON in prison are to be believed.

Pete was given a 14-week sentence for breaking the terms of his probation, which would mean that he would still be in the clink come Glastonbury weekend (27-29 June). But Emily Eavis reckons he'll be out.

She told the NME:

"It's going to be the big comeback show! I spoke to his agent just after he got sentenced and we're go.

"I think it'll be his first gig after prison."

If you needed any further reasons to miss the Glastonbury mud fest then this is surely it.

For more info on where to get HERON, have a look at Doherty's diary here.

PETE DOHERTY, EARLY RELEASE, GLASTONBURY, probation, heroin, prison, babyshambles

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		IcarusOli on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Heron huh? Sounds good... where can us commoners get some?!
		thundercunt on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Jesus, will this man stop at nothing, these birds are a protected species, just how the fuck do you smoke a heron?
		MerylHighground on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Bet he's had a right stork on ever since he was convicted... other wading bird jokes etc. etc.
		Razorjaw on Wed 16 April 2008 said... HM, you thick heron-addicted cunt.
		ciderwithrosie on Wed 16 April 2008 said... in trees, near water - you will probably have to invest in a big net though
		TouchingCloth on Wed 16 April 2008 said... You can get HERON over in The Secret Diary of P Doeherty, aka the AMAZINE Backe on teh druggs againe
		Mighty Mouse on Wed 16 April 2008 said... It tastes a bit like swan...
		MissChampion on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Good lord if you saw a picture of yourself looking that clammy and disgusting surely you would want to re-evaluate your sorry life. Repugnant creature.
		echobeach on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Fishy.
		Sable on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Mmmm. He'd better hope he has a very sympathetic parole board; they aren't generally known for their fondness of the media pre-judging their decisions...
		Sable on Wed 16 April 2008 said... I want to eat a swan. I think the law needs to be revisited on that issue (before I sneak out to my local water park one night with a squash racket and a sack...)
		thundachick on Wed 16 April 2008 said... personally, i prefer a nice bit of kingfisher
		ciderwithrosie on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Sable, pop over to krackow for the weekend, you'll be begging for a macdonalds by the sunday afternoon
		MerylHighground on Wed 16 April 2008 said... On the subject of things only the Queen is allowed to eat, I'd like to try beaver
		Dames on Wed 16 April 2008 said... pah, the clueless NME fans'll rejoice. Who cares. But fucking hell: Emily Eavis: what a gobby, annoying, un-Veeted scrote! PLEASE shut up you cunt!
		Lil on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Obviously the prison gov was one of his hand jobs when he did his rent boy stint.
		CaptainCuntflaps on Wed 16 April 2008 said... Given the paucity of festival goers to this year's Glasto the Eavises need anyone they can get - even if that someone is a bad busker who'll spend his fee smoking pelican.
		Gantsta on Wed 16 April 2008 said... His eyes are set too far apart. He looks like a hammerhead shark.
		Speedwolf on Thu 17 April 2008 said... Emily Eavis - what a vicious little cunt of a music hater. I suppose she's a genius in some kind of way though...punters are willing to pay £120 for a ticket to something that resembles the Holocaust (with even worse toilets). Gotta give her some cred...