Poor
Pete Doherty. As if being the tortured poet for a generation and phoning in a rubbish performance at Glastonbury wasn't enough, the poor little urchin is
still missing Kate Moss. Which means that the rest of the world has to suffer as he posts his increasingly-ridiculous videos on his YouTube account, lamenting the loss of his stick-thin lover.
Here's the latest offering by the sixth-form student version of Shelley. It's a song of love, loss and regret with the not-at-all-pretentious title of 'Bohemian Love'. It's a beautifully-shot video, naturally (and not at all pretentious), with just a hint of Kate to hint at the identity of his love (oh, and the fact that there's a picture of them snogging does rather give the game away).
Best of all is the dreamy breathless vocal, because it gives us yet another reason to dislike the strangely-bloated heroin addict.
He's started to sound like Sting.