PETE GOES TO THE DARK SIDE?

Just when it looked like good old Pete was sorting his life out - no court appearances and only the odd late night trip to Amy's Crackhouse - we learn that the Poet of this Generation is flirting with the dreaded Scientology. Has Tom Cruise tired of chasing the Beckham millions and turned to the Doherty, err, loose change and fag butts?

Xenu must be under the weather or perhaps on holiday if the tractor beam is being focussed on Our Heroe Peet. Unless he is chosen to be saved!

The Sun is reporting that Pete has bought a number of books on Scientology since meeting 'Scientologist DJ' Nadine Ruddy. And what the fuck sort of music do we suppose a Scientologist DJ plays? 'Highway To The Danger Zone', 'Saturday Night Fever', 'Rescue Me'??

"Nadine is really into Scientology. She takes her beliefs very seriously," said a source.

"Pete's chatted a lot with her about it. He went out and bought some books to read up about it.

"He just wanted to find out more about Nadine and what she believes in."

Ah, let's hope he's just 'boning up' on the subject to aid in his conquest of the girl. Imagine how scary it would be if Pete became as intense and focussed as Tom Cruise. It would surely foretell the end of the world as we know it.