PETE DOHERTY OFFICIALLY UGLIST MAN ALIVE
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Published on Mon 05 November 2007 by Fatty
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PETE DOHERTY OFFICIALLY UGLIST MAN ALIVE |
This will come to absolutely no surprise to anyone who's ever seen him, but Pete Doherty is officially the most stomach-churningly butt-ugly man this otherwise beautiful island has to offer...
Yep. Another hour, another survey. And this time someone at AOL deigned
it their civil responsibility to find out which 'celebrity' is so
hideous, so unbelievably grotesque that the nation's* eyes feel
scorched, violated and left crying for mummy each time they see their
poor excuse for a face.
*Or whoever was doing work experience the week the survey was commissioned.
And that person is the great batshit Pillsbury Doughboy-faced Pete Doherty.
This is the full list of 'Most Unsexyiest Men' (the survey's name, not ours):
1. Pete Doherty
2. Brandon Davis
3. Wilmer Valderrama
4. Simon Cowell
5. Howard Stern
6. Kevin Connolly
7. James Blunt
8. Pete Wentz
9. Ryan Phillipe / Josh Hartnett
10. Eric Dane
11. Ben Stiller
What a load of old shit. Anyway here are some pictures of him looking his worst if you want to feel better about your own boyish/girlish good looks.
*Or whoever was doing work experience the week the survey was commissioned.
And that person is the great batshit Pillsbury Doughboy-faced Pete Doherty.
This is the full list of 'Most Unsexyiest Men' (the survey's name, not ours):
1. Pete Doherty
2. Brandon Davis
3. Wilmer Valderrama
4. Simon Cowell
5. Howard Stern
6. Kevin Connolly
7. James Blunt
8. Pete Wentz
9. Ryan Phillipe / Josh Hartnett
10. Eric Dane
11. Ben Stiller
What a load of old shit. Anyway here are some pictures of him looking his worst if you want to feel better about your own boyish/girlish good looks.
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