Pete Doherty Makes His First TV Appearance

Pete Doherty: The Hamster Cheek years

Published on Tue 22 May 2007 by IanMcShane

Pete Doherty Makes His First TV Appearance

Pasty rock gnome Pete Doherty hasn't always been the man on the edge he is today. For those of you who haven't seen this already, this is his first TV appearance, in the queue for an Oasis album.

Look at those little chubby cheeks, the fresh faced banter and the insufferable sense of know-it-all pretentiousness that pervades to this day. But wait, 'Live Forever' is hardly the best credo for an artist on the edge and a potential rock 'n' roll suicide?

Aww! Looks at him chew on his croissant, and eagerly seize the chance of more TV work. And I still can't decide whether I'd like to beat the living shite out of the younger version or the present day puppet.

Actually, the modern one would get it between the eyes every time.

Pete Doherty, Oasis, Youtube, MTV, young, Babyshambles, Kate Moss, Libertines, Holy Holy, Holy News, Celebrity, Gossip

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		scaryclairey on Tue 22 May 2007 said... fuckin little twat
		AgnesNitt on Tue 22 May 2007 said... This is what happens when you bring up your children to believe that they're all capable of being artistes, people. You can just tell his mummy's bought him all his books, the indulged little shit. What kind of a special needs cases queues up for an Oasis album? At 18? In PUBLIC?
		chads on Tue 22 May 2007 said... fuck me he was an even bigger cunt then, hard to believe.
		Zigmund on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Trousers? Croissiant? What. The. Fuck.
		sirbuckle on Tue 22 May 2007 said... This cunt, Robbie WilliMS and Lady Crackhead Sovereign should be gassed immediately, and Andre. The world would be such a greater place to be. By the way nice tshirt cuntbubble
		anneka on Tue 22 May 2007 said... stupid fat faced cunt try eating with your disgusting gob shut! and he needed a good punch in the face even then! pretentious CUNT
		TheRev on Tue 22 May 2007 said... This prick really makes my blood boil and now i see it's not just the drugs, this clown has always been a prize cunt! Apparently Babyshambles are likely to play Glasto. If so i'm using it as a golden opportunity to land the cunt in the face with a bottle of rancid festival piss.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Playing Glasto? Can't someone trip this dismal scrote into the nearest cesspit, filled to the gunnels with incontinent Crusty-shit? Go on you know you want to? £50 then?
		bzoocow on Tue 22 May 2007 said... Oh does this oxygen thief cunt dare quoting the single best author of all times?? If I were Dotore Eco and heard that I would burn my own book collection.
		Rotherhamlass on Tue 22 May 2007 said... I actually think he's quite sweet - always have done. I thought the Nathan Barley-esque reporter was more of a cunt...