Pete Doherty is pictured looking scary

Pete Doherty pulls a new expression

Published on Tue 17 July 2007 by

Pete Doherty is pictured looking scary

Is it just me, or does fuckface here look scarier when he's smiling than when he's doing that pained 'artist' expression?

He sort of looks like he just taken a satisfying dump in his trousers...

while simultaneously impersonating butcher Hilary Briss from League of Gentlemen and Tim Curry's character in Home Alone 2.

Whatever it is, it's a fucking scary face that I doubt even Jackie 'I'm a celebrity in my own right, honest' Doherty could love.

Pete Doherty, The Libertines, Babyshambles, Kate Moss, rehab, caravan, Carl Barat.

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		Vileman on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Has this cunt ever heard of toothpaste ?
		bystander on Tue 17 July 2007 said... No and even Moss said his breath stank. Still he qualifies for Kyle's show.
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 July 2007 said... He's like Worzel Gummidge "I've got me Freddy Krueger hat on, Aunt Sally"....
		MrsMoon on Tue 17 July 2007 said... i meant to say "I've got me Freddy Kreuger head on, Aunt Sally" Lost its impact now...oh, i'm going back to bed...
		pondscum on Tue 17 July 2007 said... (quote)Has this cunt ever heard of toothpaste ? Or shampoo, clearasil, soap, suicide?
		on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Pete! Pete! I've got something that will take all your worries away Hands Doherty a crack pipe filled with napalm Now just light that and suck it on down. ABSOLUTE TOTAL AND UTTER FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUNNNT!!!!!!!!!
		RoyKeane on Tue 17 July 2007 said... cuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
		Mungo Shuntbox on Tue 17 July 2007 said... He appears to have Amy Winebucket's mapatasi fringe hanging out of hs hat - the pinnacle of cuntesque I would say.
		fuckface on Tue 17 July 2007 said... I think he's got a lovely smile. Look how happy he looks! Bless.
		JiggeryCock on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Apart from missing two terrifying sideburns, he looks like Richard O'Sullivan in his 'Man About The House' era.
		MissAddie on Tue 17 July 2007 said... He could smoke what he can scrape off those teeth in desperate times for a fix. YUCK! Wash man...now!!!!
		on Tue 17 July 2007 said... can anyone get a hot batch of brown! pass it on to pete? prob solved
		Vileman on Tue 17 July 2007 said... I've got a 'hot batch of brown' for him, but I doubt that he'll be able to light it.
		Vileman on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Post order seems pretty fucking random tonight.
		dandyboy on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Napalm's too good for this cunt. How about we feed him some hungry rats and they can slowly eat him from the inside out?
		dandyboy on Tue 17 July 2007 said... holy fuck, another time travelling post!
		Vileman on Tue 17 July 2007 said... Dandyboy, you animal abusing cunt. Would you like to eat Pete meat? No you wouldn't, so why would you want to inflict that on an innocent rat ? Doherty may be further down the food chain than your average rat, but they still have some taste.
		dandyboy on Wed 18 July 2007 said... A good point well put. How about we shrink Vanessa Feltz using the machine from Inner Space and send her in instead? It's the least she deserves.
		Vileman on Wed 18 July 2007 said... Could we shrink her, put her inside, then unshrink her ?
		dandyboy on Wed 18 July 2007 said... Genius!
		on Wed 18 July 2007 said... Oh fuck it, why shrink her at all? Just have her eat him, from the toes up. I'd pay to see it...
		on Thu 19 July 2007 said... from the toes up....can you even picture what his toes look/smell like...excuse me just gonna blow some chunks up in some strangers handbag!
		dandyboy on Thu 19 July 2007 said... That's my appetite gone for the day too!