PETEY NO MATES

Pete Doherty is currently languishing in prison, probably scribbling down all his thoughts for his secret diary as we speak. Which he will have plenty of time to devote to, as he won't be receiving any visitors anytime soon.

Poor old Pete doesn't seem to have any friends. Kate Moss has apparently been contacted by Pete's girlfriend, Irina Lazarenu, to inform her of his jail sentence. But her cold hearted response?

A source told The Sun:

"She doesn’t care."

As for friend number two, Amy Winehouse, she isn't planning on visiting him either.
Another source said:

"Amy's first reaction when she heard was to laugh.

Her and the entire nation.

"Pete had told everyone he was just going to court for a quick appearance and had no idea he was going to jail. She just laughed and kept saying, ‘I can’t believe it’. Pete’s just a comedy character to Amy. She thinks he’s a bit of a clown."

Don't we all, Amy, don't we all.

And never mind freeing Tibet, here's your chance to free Pete Doherty. Pete fans have created their own 'Free Pete Doherty' on Facebook. Here's the description:

"Okay, he's no angel. But is a 14 week prison sentence really justified for a self-harming poet? I think not."

Put that person in the cell next to him and throw away the key.

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