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PETE DOHERTY HAS BEEN SENT TO PRISON

BREAKING NEWS

PETE DOHERTY HAS BEEN SENT TO PRISON

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Pete Doherty has (finally) been sent to prison for violating his probation and for using drugs. He has been jailed for 14 weeks.

He was sentenced today by Judge Davinder Lachar at West Eailing Magistrates Court.

He had previously been given a suspended prison sentence for possession of drugs along with driving illegally. Part of his supervison order was to visit court for progress reports and attend a drug rehabilitation programme. Which obviously he hasn't done.

This will also mean that he will have to postpone his sold out concert in the Royal Albert Hall.

His spokesperson said:

"Peter was very much looking forward to the show and would like to offer his sincerest apologies to all his fans and to all those concerned."

COMMENTS
Bunter on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Sold out, my arse! I hope he gets buggered senseless inside. That'll learn him!
rainbow_brite on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS!!! About fucking time!!!
Amysbush on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Get in! Now all we need is someone inside to kick the fuck out of him. I'll pay in fags!
DirtyBeppe on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
They'll be queueing up to give his skaggy butt a rooting. No chance of getting him near any soap to bend over and pick up though I suppose.
dearlord on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
is he in with blake??
thundachick on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!..14 WEEKS OF ASS POUNDING!!
fuckwit on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Even if I was a) gay b) in prison c) desperate, I wouldn't go anywhere near that grubby cunt
gobenji on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Oooh. 'Peter' now is it? How terribly posh!! Have fun in the showers, you monumental fuckwit.
TheRev on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Hahahahahahahaha!!! That's made my fucking day. The cankerous little junky cunt has had it coming to him for far too fucking long.
clusterfuck78 on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
let's see him get 'songs' out of being arsed in the showers. couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke
darkfung on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Result !!!!!!!!
Lil on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Ahh reading that heading has made my day a bit more positive. Thank fuck. That takes the edge of me crashing my mums new SLK today...
chimper on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
He'll convert to Islam and be out within 2 weeks
MrsMoon on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
No one's going to bum the twat in the hat.
eight on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Hahahahahahahaha...ahhhh....hahaahaaahaaaaaHAHAHA.
Vaginalbelch on Tue 08 April 2008 said...
Well I hope I get my money back!
teddypendennis on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
who breaks a butterfly on the wheel? arf!
RightRoyalBastard on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Someone let Blake know that 'Peter' is holding out on him and has a rock or two secreted deep in his colon. Now someone go and tell 'Peter' that Blake has a baggie up the back passage as well. Stand back and watch as two of the world's most pointless individuals literally rip each other apart for that next hit. That's entertainment I say...
strangelad on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
Shouldn't he be in solitary with the other terrorists (have you listened Babyshambles)?
Pietro on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
YA DANCER!!!!!
crispypancake on Wed 09 April 2008 said...
You know he's going to come out with an album worth of mumbling, pretentious bollocks that'll be lapped up by illiterate kid's who can't get enough attention. Or be beaten to death.
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