Pete Doherty has tried to rekindle his romance with
Kate Moss the same way any desperate and heartbroken man would want to win back their ex.
No, not with a bunch of flowers or a simple box of Milk Tray. Doherty
has gone one step further and presented her with a gift that surely
every woman really wants. A dead mouse. On a brooch, to wear on her
clothes.
Maybe Doherty's so off his head this time he can't even differentiate between what he meant for his pet cat and what he should be giving to his girlfriend? Saying that, his cat's probably more out of it than he is.
However, ask any fashionista in the States and they will tell you it's the must-have accessory of the moment - with Courtney Love being photographed wearing one recently.
Perhaps that's what Doherty and Love were discussing when they were recently spotted enjoying their meal deal at a Wiltshire branch of Wetherspoons.
According to a source close to Doherty, the mouse brooch has become 'the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan but Pete is trying to emphasise how he feels without Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal'.
Well at least he's feeling like he smells and looks now.
("I said MOSS, not MOUSE!" etc...)