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PETE DOHERTY GIVES KATE MOSS A MOUSE

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PETE DOHERTY GIVES KATE MOSS A MOUSE

petedohertymousePete Doherty has tried to rekindle his romance with Kate Moss the same way any desperate and heartbroken man would want to win back their ex.

No, not with a bunch of flowers or a simple box of Milk Tray. Doherty has gone one step further and presented her with a gift that surely every woman really wants. A dead mouse. On a brooch, to wear on her clothes.


Maybe Doherty's so off his head this time he can't even differentiate between what he meant for his pet cat and what he should be giving to his girlfriend? Saying that, his cat's probably more out of it than he is.
 
However, ask any fashionista in the States and they will tell you it's the must-have accessory of the moment - with Courtney Love being photographed wearing one recently.

Perhaps that's what Doherty and Love were discussing when they were recently spotted enjoying their meal deal at a Wiltshire branch of Wetherspoons.
 
According to a source close to Doherty, the mouse brooch has become 'the latest outlandish fashion statement in Manhattan but Pete is trying to emphasise how he feels without Kate - defeated, crushed and broken, like the dead animal'.
 
Well at least he's feeling like he smells and looks now.
 
("I said MOSS, not MOUSE!" etc...)

COMMENTS
ArseJuice on Tue 25 September 2007 said...
Apart from him being replusive in every conceivable way, why do cunts like him cover their faces sometimes and not others when being photographed? I'd love to give this one a right kickin'!
MrsMoon on Tue 25 September 2007 said...
This desperate, publicity hungry, scabies ridden weasle is really fucking me off now.....the mouse will probably get a book deal and publish it's thoughts and poems......
josiewales on Tue 25 September 2007 said...
he found it up his fuckin japs eye
papers on Tue 25 September 2007 said...
Can we have no more mention of this drug-addled wastrel, please?
CuntyMcCunt on Tue 25 September 2007 said...
I'll pay someone in Smarties if they kill this ugly, annoying fucker.
JimBowen on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
i loved the labiatines, now this? It's very easy for fans of high school musical and take that to mock this man, however i think music has suffered because of this man's spunking away of talent (gone circa 2002 btw).
dandyboy on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
Talent? the only 'talent' in the Libertines was Carl Barat's ability to rip off the Only Ones...
JimBowen on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
don't forget the clash and w.b. yeats. but yes.
ChunkyMunky on Wed 26 September 2007 said...
dead mouse on a brooch? Not surprised it didn't work - she refused my turd on a stick offering too - the ungrateful trollop.
NYNY on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
From New York, the dead mouse brooch as a fashion statement................as we say in NYC "no fucking way". Courtney is certifiable and him, oh god I can smell his stank from here.
NYNY on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
From New York, the dead mouse brooch as a fashion statement................as we say in NYC "no fucking way". Courtney is certifiable and him, oh god I can smell his stank from here.
NYNY on Fri 28 September 2007 said...
No Fucking Way is the "brooch" a fashion statement in NYC. Courtney is certifiable and he - ugh - I can smell him from here. Enough with what the crazy junkies think!!!!!!
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