Pete Doherty exhibit and lecture to art schools

Picasso of the Pustules

Published on Tue 19 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Pete Doherty exhibit and lecture to art schools

Turner Prize recipient-in-waiting Pete Doherty is to exhibit a new range of his fascinating paintings at London's Proud Galleries. As fucking usual, the chosen medium will be (Pete's) blood, which means that not only will the paintings appreciate in value, but they will disintegrate in hours, as his acidic 'Alien' blood rots away the canvas.

Unfortunately, Kate Moss will be unable to attend the launch party, as she'll be out of the country feeling sick and ashamed over her relationship, and is planning to large it in Ibiza rather than stroke her chin and pretend to be interested in her fiancé's latest folly.

Pete is also in talks to lecture to impressionable young art students around the country, so that more people can swoon at his sixth-form doodlings and suppress a smile at his over-inflated egotistical nonsense.

Painting in blood is SO nineties, Pete. Try spinal fluid or brain juice. Draw a pint of that off, begin sketching and I promise to buy the resulting triumph. Not that you'll know anything about it.

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COMMENTS

		on Tue 19 June 2007 said... I like to "paint" faces.
		chads on Tue 19 June 2007 said... said it before say it again the man is cunt of the highest order. what he needs is a fucking good slap. what a cunt
		EHenryThripshaw on Tue 19 June 2007 said... This cunt's got Van Gogh's ear for music, so I'm sure it will come as no suprise to discover he has Ray Charles' eye for fine art too.
		TapperZukie on Tue 19 June 2007 said... Morning folks ! You know I'd like to get that fuckin pool cue and ram it up his arris sideways and then chalk his nose and smash the white and black ball over his nuts until he promises to leave the world alone. If that didn't work then i'd probably just set him on fire at one of his lectures and let him burn to inch of his life putting him out seconds from death. Now that's something worthwhile watchin kids!!
		Dubbadubbadubba on Tue 19 June 2007 said... Shouldn't we be encouraging this genius to paint in the medium of his own jism? Please, Pete. The art world needs shining stars like you, and the only way to accurately convey your inner turmoil is by painting with your own filthy yogurt. Grab a palette, load it up with spooge and paint away. Morning noon and night, express yourself with bollock-batter. Cover entire canvases with your man-milk, don't stop until you can no longer wring out another drop of mess. Don't believe the nay-sayers; You are an artist, your custard-cannon is your tool. Plus anything which stops him limply squirting another two nutfuls of white wee-wee up his rancid girlfriend, thus safeguarding us from their crack-addled offspring, has got to be a good thing. (And yes, this post was little more than a feeble excuse to use as many childish euphemisms for sperm as I could)
		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 19 June 2007 said... ARRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH! This stuff makes me fucking angry! I've just spent pure time and money on a fucking art degree, yet this cunt strolls in like fucking Picasso!!! The Kylie exhibition at Manchester gallery is also riling me. Kylie, what the fuck have you ever done for art? (apart from fuck Hutchence)? CUNTS CUNTS CUNTS!! punches everyone stomps out
		pondscum on Tue 19 June 2007 said... Don't know about Picasso, more like pigsarsehole. He always looks like a faggot to me. He should be bumming George Michael instead.
		Dames on Tue 19 June 2007 said... Did you see Kate Moss bring in his guitar to Meltodown and then, via a gripping sequence, displayed 'shock' and 'delight' when he opened with an ironic Dick Van Dyke song? omg. what. a. coup. I read stuff like this and want to set up a paypal fund for the poor syphlitic cunts. Pitiful.
		AgnesNitt on Tue 19 June 2007 said... I. AM. SO. ANGRY. What kind of Gallery would let this shit-bag through the door, let alone let him shit all over the walls? Christ. Fuck working for years to refine your craft. Fuck knowing the entire Art History Canon. Fuck having tagged along to every Documenta. Noooooooo. All you need is your dick in a craggy supermodel. I hate the world. Where's Mark Chapman when you need him?
		AgnesNitt on Tue 19 June 2007 said... I. AM. SO. ANGRY. What kind of Gallery would let this shit-bag through the door, let alone let him shit all over the walls? Christ. Fuck working for years to refine your craft. Fuck knowing the entire Art History Canon. Fuck having tagged along to every Documenta. Noooooooo. All you need is your dick in a craggy supermodel. I hate the world. Where's Mark Chapman when you need him?
		Sundaeg1rl on Tue 19 June 2007 said... I fear I am gonna have to chop off a tit and stuff it up Robbie Williams' arse in order to get the recognition I deserve. AgnesNitt, I'm glad I'm not the only one to be pissed off! If you fancy a couple of active protests, then drop me a line :-)
		Nutkins on Wed 20 June 2007 said... Chads....You are spot on there.