Pete Doherty and Kate Moss mixed with 'normal' people at Glastonbury
Taking Libertines With The Truth
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Published on Wed 27 June 2007 by IanMcShane
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Pete Doherty and Kate Moss mixed with 'normal' people at Glastonbury |
Daring duo Pete Doherty and Kate Moss mingled with the civilians at Glastonbury over the weekend, though naturally they were heavily disguised so as not to be mobbed by screaming fans (or hammered with broken bottles).
It was easy enough for Kate. She donned a black wig, ate a pie and doubled her body weight, so all anyone saw was a scrawny witch with a crinkled face.
Pete passed himself off as a living, breathing human merely by wearing a black wig and a flesh-coloured poncho, so he probably looked like a fat, past-its-sell-by-date sausage with bleary eyes.
Well, I believe him, don't you? Surely the porcine bard of our generation isn't telling fibs? Pete also told BBC 6 Music that he was one of the 300 who invaded the stage at the behest of Iggy Pop. Oh yes he did!
He then single-handedly saved Shirley Bassey from certain death when he fixed her helicopter in mid-air and dried up the mud with his lazer eyes - the fat, deluded junkie.
It was easy enough for Kate. She donned a black wig, ate a pie and doubled her body weight, so all anyone saw was a scrawny witch with a crinkled face.
Pete passed himself off as a living, breathing human merely by wearing a black wig and a flesh-coloured poncho, so he probably looked like a fat, past-its-sell-by-date sausage with bleary eyes.
Well, I believe him, don't you? Surely the porcine bard of our generation isn't telling fibs? Pete also told BBC 6 Music that he was one of the 300 who invaded the stage at the behest of Iggy Pop. Oh yes he did!
He then single-handedly saved Shirley Bassey from certain death when he fixed her helicopter in mid-air and dried up the mud with his lazer eyes - the fat, deluded junkie.
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