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PETE BURNS LEAKS HIS OWN SEX TAPE

PETE BURNS SEX TAPE

PETE BURNS LEAKS HIS OWN SEX TAPE

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Poor old Pete Burns has just discovered that his husband has been doing the dirty behind his back with quite a lot of the rent boys in London. So to get his revenge, he posted a sex tape of the pair on Xtube, although the joke may actually be on him, after 'critics' ridiculed his genitalia. Those of faint heart should probably stop here...

A source who apparently saw the clip before it was taken down said:

"Pete has a big hairy crack and gets rimmed."

We think that's more than enough information thank you. But the source continues to describe:

"A real ugly cock with overhanging forskin and huge dangling bollocks."

We know what Pete looks like but what about the rest of the tape?

Pete has now had his say on the tape and his partner Michael's infidelity on his website:

"I didn't expect the dog to escape from my own kennel. As you can see, we obviously didn't participate in safe sex, I trusted he was monogamous. I have since found out that was a cast of thousands and Michael's flavour was definitely 'unsafe'. You can imagine how I am feeling right now."

Bring back the Chanelle puppet sex tape! At least nobody caught any STIs.

And in case you don't believe the 'huge dangling bollocks' bit, here's the proof. It ain't pretty (and is that a shit on the stage next to him)?

COMMENTS
dandyboy on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
A shit on the stage? I can't see Jodie Marsh there.
JiggeryCock on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Oh my word!
BustySinclair on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
I enjoyed the faces in the audience. They all look fairly normal, yet somewhat bemused. Is he at a shopping centre?
JiggeryCock on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
...or a bingo hall? 'Can't find the loo - 42...Balls on your knee - 33' etc
thingymabob on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
wtf!
BustySinclair on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
But yes, they look like what hung off the back of my dear old Great Dane, when he was in his senior years.
Kermit on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Good Lord, that has put right off my afternoon doughnut....
Kitty on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Christ on a bike, no wonder he started shagging around! That's the stuff of nightmares.
dearlord on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
what the?????? never seen one like that before!!!
hainsleychariot on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
between lemonparty.org, 2girls1cup.com and this photo, I'm seriously considering eye surgery. The Hoff can have mine, I really don't want them anymore.
thundachick on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
holy crap on a stick..make it stop!..i dont want to gouge my eyes out but i think im gonna have to bathe them in bleach after witnessing burns' danglers...
thundachick on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
holy crap on a stick..make it stop!..i dont want to gouge my eyes out but i think im gonna have to bathe them in bleach after witnessing burns' danglers...
DickyM on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Open up your lovin' arms Watch out, here I come
thingymabob on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
sorry for this one but!....telephone call for a mr gleeballs first name dan....boom boom
POOSTRIPE on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
he is going to put his back out standing like that.....and carrying those clock weights round. Who was that character in Viz who carried his bollocks about in a wheelbarrow ?
GayBowelSyndrome on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
He shits like a girl. If I'd have done that it would have looked like a snooker table leg
MerylHighground on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Looks like the last turkey in the shop
Kitty on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
Poostripe, I think it was BusterGonad?
framey on Tue 22 April 2008 said...
That freak expresses surprise that his gay partner has been shagging around. Raison d'etre Pete, raison d'etre.
BustySinclair on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
Let's not forget the pair of infected hemorrhoids perched where his lips used to be
GeoffreyWode on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
What made me want to look at that horrific spectacle?
HolyFuck on Wed 23 April 2008 said...
POOSTRIPE - I believe it was Buster Gonad
AnneOnemus on Sat 10 May 2008 said...
ZZZzzzzzz.....the gossip about this has become SO tedious, especially seeing as I'm close to Pete, I know it IS just that - malicious, incorrect gossip. Firstly, everyone's genitalia's different. Are you guys that naive you don't know that?!!! Who are YOU to say what looks 'nice', what doesn't, etc??! And what's so special about a bit of oral and rimming? Big fucking deal. And no, Framey, that 'freak' (oh, such irony), shouldn't think 'raison d'etre' - au contraire; he's monogamous - probably quite unusual for a 'gay' person, but it's FACT. I bet everything I own that if ALL of you spent some quality time in Pete's company you'd ALL fall for what a lovely person this man is. Take it from someone who's been there, please. Last, but not least, Pete DID NOT leak his own tape. His weasel-faced ex (seen any recent pics? Pfffft....) has done this and worse besides. I rest my case.
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