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PENELOPE CRUZ WANTS 20 KIDS

KEEPING UP WITH THE JOLIES

PENELOPE CRUZ WANTS 20 KIDS

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Penelope Cruz, that lucky escapee from the Cruise asylum, has admitted that she has a touch of the Jolies and wants to adopt. But not one or two kids. No, the greedy bitch wants TWENTY.
What is it with these people? It's not like they're going to have anything to do with the kids as their nannies will be looking after the brats anyway.

"I'd love to have kids. Maybe I'll adopt about 20 children - that's been my dream since I was a little girl," said Penelope.

"I love children, but at the moment I'm happy with my career. If one day I have a baby I'm not going to be able to work like I do now....I can be in London one day, Miami the next, New York after that, then back to L.A. I travel more than some pilots! I'd still want to work when I have children, but not as much as I do now."

Why don't you just start off with a couple and see how you get on with them first, eh?
COMMENTS
dandyboy on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
If the rumours are true, adoption is the only way she'll ever have any...
fuckwit on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
I'd gladly donate my nut-muck for her cause
Sharky on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
Im with Fuckwit, id gladly cough a load over her ample baps
fuckwit on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
I'm turning into Avid Merrion - it's becoming a concern
DickyM on Thu 13 March 2008 said...
id like to bam him
ClimeySunt on Fri 14 March 2008 said...
yep im with you lot maybe we could arrange a good roasting for her...man fat fest
ChrisPeacock on Sat 15 March 2008 said...
mouth, fanny, arse, mouth again, tits
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