PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

SHAY YOU'RE SHORRY

Published on Thu 01 May 2008 by IanMcShane

PAULA ABDUL WAS NOT DRUNK ON TV SAYS HER PUBLICIST

I'd love to see how Paula Abdul's publicist, Jeff Ballard, travels because those mighty steel balls he appears to be carrying around with him must set off metal detectors left right and centre. He angrily insists that the former dancer and singer was NOT drunk when she slurred her way through 'American Idol' forgetting how many songs had been sung and by whom.

Now here's a man who is earning his money today, and he's up for a fight, safe in the knowledge that Paula doesn't drink. No she doesn't. Certainly not.

"Set the record straight... Paula was NOT drunk yesterday, she did not have a martini yesterday at lunch. It was a sparkling water with lime... she DOES NOT drink!"

All a bit reminiscent of Comical Ali and his protestations of invincibility in the Gulf War when grinning US troops could be seen behind him, waving at the cameras.

One slight problem for Jeff Ballard though – if Paula wasn't drunk then what caused her to be in that state? She's got some problems if she wasn't.

Here's the clip again if you missed it.

PAULA ABDUL, NOT DRUNK, PUBLICIST, american idol, simon cowell

pass it on print article

WHEN HOLY MOLY MET BASSHUNTER
CELEBRI-FEES
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
PIC OF THE WEEK
SEX ON THE DIRTY

WIN PAUL SMITH 'STORY' AFTERSHAVE
WIN SECOND SERIES OF SPITTING IMAGE
MILLER'S MERKIN
NEWSMOUND
DARNELL, ARE YOU BLACK?

COMMENTS

		Razorjaw on Thu 01 May 2008 said... Simon drugged her, ready to pounce later and wreck the shit out of her.
		thingymabob on Thu 01 May 2008 said... no she ain't pissed more like 20 sheets to the wind
		PostmanPlod on Thu 01 May 2008 said... Crackhead. She'll empty your sack for another hit I bet
		ComradeDuch on Thu 01 May 2008 said... "It was a sparkling water with lime... she DOES NOT drink!" - why are Americans so defensive and scared about booze? A martini at lunch is fine, especially if you have tio sit through a load of pubescent warblers. Dinking gets a bad press in America, they should stick to their guns.
		strangelad on Thu 01 May 2008 said... She wash shtone coll shober an she lovesh yal, yous her bess frends ya ah,and she luvshya. Am nu drunk, Iesh bi polah, yesh I um, bi polah. nods to self, falls over asleep
		thundachick on Thu 01 May 2008 said... i would want a stiff one or ten if i had to sit through them bunch of cunts trying to sing AND sit next to cowell..
		rachael on Mon 05 May 2008 said... maybe she had to much gas/sleep drug at her plastic surgeons office and the drug diddnt wear off in time? or an overload of make up and botox?