Can you understand why Paula Abdul is a whining bitch?

Paula Abdul is confused as to why her ex-publicist Howard Bragman called her a whiny bitch and has blubbed on to anyone and everyone during a recent press conference about the inhumanity of it all.

(The inhumanity being him saying she's too old to pose for the cover of OK! magazine and not him killing her puppy. Just in case you were wondering.)

"I've never been treated this way and I've never seen anybody treated this way. This is just too much to stomach," spluttered the pin-nosed judge frantically looking around to see if anyone had paid her any attention.

"I don't understand how this man can call me a whining bitch. I've never in my life been called a whining bitch and a loser."

Paula, since you are so 'confused' about the 'whiny bitch' tag, let's try a new word with you. Are you ready? Good.

It's called 'cunt'.

C.U.N.T.

And you are a whiny one.