PAULA ABDUL BOMBS DURING SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

SUPERBOWL TALENT MALFUNCTION

Published on Mon 04 February 2008 by basko

PAULA ABDUL BOMBS DURING SUPERBOWL HALFTIME SHOW

The halftime entertainment during the Super Bowl (rugby with helmets) is reserved for the biggest stars in the world and advertisers pay about one billion dollars to tell us to drink more Pepsi.

So who the hell decided to put Paula Abdul on? Not only did she mime in her pre-recorded performance in front of a crowd of 11 but she danced like a blob of wax on a hot frying pan. And isn't this new song just a Janet Jackson B-side from 1990? And where was the real talent, MC Skat Kat?

Abdul 2008

Abdul 1988

On the subject of dancing, take a look at Naomi Campbell whirling around like a pissed auntie at a wedding in this Super Bowl advert (brand message: drink this and turn in to a zombified lizard).

PAULA ABDUL, SUPERBOWL, HALFTIME SHOW, naomi campbell, janet jackson

pass it on print article

JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE
LOHAN FOR GOLD
SHERLOCK BONES
SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S
NEWSMOUND

DIRTY DAVID
LEAVE ME A-LOHAN!
PAPA DON'T BLEACH
JOLIE HARD LIFE
OBLIGATORY YOUTUBE CLIP

COMMENTS

		Kermit on Mon 04 February 2008 said... Good Lord, I thought this was the vile Jodie Marsh at first.... those gnashers man, how monstruously WHITE!
		MrsMoon on Mon 04 February 2008 said... like look like those sweetie teeth...all those implants, just as real.
		vitriol on Mon 04 February 2008 said... I'm on the phone to Age Concern now. They can't make a pensioner 'perform' in a dreadful fashion like that and expect get away with it!
		DeBouched on Tue 05 February 2008 said... I don't know what "Age Concern" is but that's funny.