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PAUL WELLER GROWS OLD GRACEFULLY WITH PLANS OF HEROIN AND VIAGRA

A TOWN CALLED VIAGRA

PAUL WELLER GROWS OLD GRACEFULLY WITH PLANS OF HEROIN AND VIAGRA

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Nice to see Paul Weller is taking turning 50 so well. 'Denial isn't just a river in Egypt' as the smug woman off the hair advert used to say, and Paul has really lost it. He's not giving up the rock n roll lifestyle when he retires; in fact he's going to get CRAZIER.

Just after complaining about the traffic and not being able to find his favourite fleece he says:

"Retirement? What the fuck? That's when you get into heroin, when you're 70. And Viagra. I'll inhale the stuff. Out with a bang! I wouldn't mind being Mick Jagger. He's skinny, still has hair and shags loads of birds."

Not sure Mick at 64 would be that happy at being called 70, but whatever you say, Paul. See you down the British Legion in five years for a singalong round the old Joanna.

COMMENTS
MrsMoon on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
I wish his fucking embarrassing hair would fall out, he looks like a geriatric pixie.
SaleoftheCentury on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
Turning rebellion into money, what a pathetic prick
UncleBullshit on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
He looks like Uncle Bulgaria and he should really seriously try and get over the 1960s
boggzy on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
Fucking tosser. A former hero of mine until about '97 where his music got more and more shit, but his ego got bigger and bigger. Boasting about drugs like a teenager, pathetic arselicking of shit new bands and posing ridiculously while publicly having a mid-life crisis - the Weller of The Jam would DESPISE the Wellah of today.
MrsMac on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
prick
teddypendennis on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
Well I quite like the cut of his jib.... if not his increasingly bizzare hair.
CaptainCuntflaps on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
Yawn.
WinkyWankyWoo on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
I've always thought this prick was completely overrated. I've tried to get him into The Corner but needless to say, my postings never appear there...well except for Paul Burrell once.
ooooohblondie on Fri 06 June 2008 said...
I've always hated the arrogant shit heed. Mr bleedin red wedge who then sent his kids to private school. never mind the mod father, he's the twat father.
rachael on Sat 07 June 2008 said...
no he really look like that scooby doo character the one who used to wear the green shirt... forget his name...well he looks like him an older version of course.
carter on Sat 07 June 2008 said...
Boggzy....must agree with you there my friend. I too was a massive Jam fan.....but the way he shat on his two band mates and then ponced about with Red Wedge and his various self-indulgent musical side projects turned me against him. Anyone who refers to him as The Modfather or The Guv'nor is a cunt...and this only serves to feed his over-inflated ego.
Bridge on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
What an utter cuntsplat. possibly cool in 1980, but then I was 5. Now just a sad, little old stain with Fern Britton hair and Mika's body. At least Pete Burns got massive lips, and even HE was a good 5 - 10 years after you. Phil collins in a wig.
CLINT FLICKER on Sun 08 June 2008 said...
Complete CUNT, but they have HM posted a picture of Jimmy Savile??
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