Nice to see
Paul Weller is taking
turning 50 so well. 'Denial isn't just a river in Egypt' as the smug woman off the hair advert used to say, and Paul has really lost it. He's not giving up the rock n roll lifestyle when he retires; in fact he's going to get CRAZIER.
Just after complaining about the traffic and not being able to find his favourite fleece he says:
"Retirement? What the fuck? That's when you get into heroin, when you're 70. And Viagra. I'll inhale the stuff. Out with a bang! I wouldn't mind being Mick Jagger. He's skinny, still has hair and shags loads of birds."
Not sure Mick at 64 would be that happy at being called 70, but whatever you say, Paul. See you down the British Legion in five years for a singalong round the old Joanna.