After months of spending all their time together, holding hands and acting like a couple, has Lindsay Lohan finally come out about her relationship with Sam Ronson? Will she finally admit that the pair are indeed girlfriend and girlfriend? And more to the point, do we even care?

There have been many bad ideas in the history of the world. Genocide. Slavery. The commissioning of 'Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps, Please'. Currently topping the pile is a new musical based on the lives of David and Victoria Beckham.

Proof that roadies can do more than say 'One-Two'. TMZ

Megan Fox is looking for a new Optimus Prime. WWTDD

Jake Gyllenhaal looking totally butch on a horse. Dlisted

Cheryl Cole decided hips and waists are so out this season. Hollywoodtuna

Rose McGowan and Roberto Rodriguez still together. Hurrah! And they said it wouldn't last (unlike his marriage). Celebwarship

Lifeless, cold and emotionless. Tyra Banks waxwork is uncannily realistic. Mollygood

Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes film faces some stiff (and funnier) competition. ICYDK

If Pete Doherty can retain memories then Kate Moss should be worried. Hollyscoop

Colin Firth looks for a hedge to drag himself through. Again. Laineygossip

Mmmm. Christina Ricci and her disproportionate forehead and chest. Yeeeah

The sex tape of diminutive actor Verne Troyer which was splashed across the internet last week caused a few ructions, in particular, posing the question – who on earth leaked this? Not Vern himself it would appear, judging by his reaction (going straight to the courts and having the tape removed from the website TMZ.com).

Fetch the men in white coats to cart the loon back to the hospital as Britney Spears has clearly lost it again if reports that she's back with uber slime ex boyfriend paparazzo Adnan Ghalib. After the news of the rat's return to the fold yesterday, we now learn that the rumour is that she's back with him because she fears he may be about to release the sex tape that he apparently made on their dirty weekend to Mexico. So with any luck she's just lured him back in so she can suffocate him in his sleep...

It's time for another update from planet Lohan - a mysterious, money-obsessed world peopled by individuals with no redeeming characteristics whatsoever (a bit like 'Hollyoaks' but set in LA). You may remember that Michael Lohan MIGHT have fathered a step-sister for Lindsay, a thirteen year-old girl called Ashley Kaufmann.

Rumours have been abounding for a while that the reason Madonna's marriage to Guy Ritchie may be in trouble is because she is spending a fair amount of time with a man called Alex Rodriguez. Alex is a professional baseball player for the New York Yankees and may have been hammering balls all over Madonna's diamond-shaped field.

Jade Goody was about and about in Soho making an arse of herself as usual. Her blonde companion kept lifting her up (she must be like the bionic woman or something) and even attempted to take a chunk out of her breast. They then got into a rickshaw but broke it after travelling for about 100 yards. More pics after the jump.

Here's a treat – the first five minutes of 'The Dark Knight' for free. Mollygood

Ashlee Simpson has a baby bump. Or maybe she just ate a pie. TMZ

Ed Harris manages to frighten the hell out of the paparazzi. WWTDD

Denise Richards makes her nephew feel a little embarrassed. Drunkenstepfather

Britney being confined to her bedroom has financial implications for a certain coffee shop. Dlisted

Angelina Jolie could be weeks away from giving birth, God help us. Celebwarship

Christie Brinkley's husband spent $3000 a month on internet porn. Must have a cock like a fighter pilot's trigger finger. ICYDK

Celebrity Death Pool with one candidate – Amy Winehouse. Hollyscoop

Mariah Carey's marriage in trouble? Never saw that coming… Hollyscoop

Want to see Katie Holmes on Broadway? Good, because no-one else does. Laineygossip

Karma targets Rose McGowan, as does Robert Rodriguez's ex and their five kids. IDLYITW

In case you missed that Rachael Hunter picture. Yeeeah

Mary-Kate Olsen is speaking out about her kissing scene in movie 'The Wackness' where she was paid to pucker up and kiss the face off a 64 year old man. Many young ladies in Bangkok could say much the same thing, but the difference here is that the almost-pensioner in question is none other than Sir Ben Kingsley.