PAUL MCCARTNEY TO APPEAR NAKED AT THE BRITS

WE CAN WHIP IT OUT

Published on Mon 18 February 2008 by Mopsa

PAUL MCCARTNEY TO APPEAR NAKED AT THE BRITS

Heather Mills and Paul McCartney still haven't come to an agreement over their divorce settlement so it's now up to the judge to decide how much of his £825m fortune she will receive. And if he has any sense it shouldn't be any more than £1.50.

It will probably take a few weeks until the settlement is finally decided but the terms will not become public unless it is challenged in the court of appeal or either Macca or Mucca chooses to reveal the details. Which probably means it will become public, as we all know Heather likes to talk and then cry and then talk again.

Paul McCartney didn't turn up for the hearing today but he was a guest this weekend on the Jeremy Kyle Radio Show. And he revealed that he will be appearing completely naked (a bit like Heather in her glamour modelling days) at the Brits. That's right, ladies, this 65-year-old man is going to take of all his clothes.

Paul said:

"I will be taking my shirt off... I will be taking everything off! I'm not sure it would draw you to the TV that evening? It wouldn't draw me!" (me neither!)

It's as if Mucca hasn't even left him with the shirt on his back. (Sorry.)

PAUL MCCARTNEY, HEATHER MILLS, DIVORCE, BRITS, JEREMY KYLE, NAKED, COURT

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COMMENTS

		PrincessTiiaammii on Mon 18 February 2008 said... I think she should get the lot, it would serve him right for being a stupid old tit, I mean if your wife has a history as a 'model' of dubious character, as well as appearing in soft porn and allowing arabs to wank on her face, it's fairly likely she's a bit of a whore and even more likely that she'll be off with half your money quicker than you can say "I've popped out a kid, that's worth a million a year at least"
		squealer on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Yippeeeee,,, i can't wait to see the old cunts wrinkly todger bouncing around his saggy scrotal sack!!!!!!
		HolyFuck on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Would
		BustySinclair on Tue 19 February 2008 said... the king of naff hand gestures
		BustySinclair on Tue 19 February 2008 said... Is that the circumference of what he'll be lobbing out at the Brits? Hardly newsworthy.
		ciderwithrosie on Tue 19 February 2008 said... hate to be the voice of reason but i doubt very much the stripping angle. I do know for a fact he's taking a Make A Wish kid along as his guest. nice man. (don't care if he beat the shit out of all his wives)
		HeadCheeze on Tue 19 February 2008 said... is he sucking invisible cock?
		tosswipe on Tue 19 February 2008 said... he`s smoking an invisble boys cock wrapped in brown paper..a-la jimmy savile....`ows about then?