PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

DECREE: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED

Published on Tue 13 May 2008 by roryk

PAUL MCCARTNEY AND HEATHER MILLS' DIVORCE FINALISED

Paul McCartney must be doing cartwheels with a big fat spliff in his mouth while wiping his arse on specially-made Heather Mills toilet paper today with the news that the judge presiding over his divorce has awarded a decree nisi. He can now kiss goodbye to his six-year marriage to the scheming fantasist, although he's probably just happy he doesn't have to kiss that cat's bum of a mouth any more...

Mr Justice Hugh Bennett, who earlier granted Mills her £24m settlement whilst telling her what a nasty piece of work she was, made the pronouncement yesterday in a private hearing which neither party attended.

The uncontested divorce was granted on grounds that they had been separated for two years.

The pair will now be free to marry again in six weeks, after they get their decree absolute, and there will surely be a few more golddiggers lining up for Sir Paul so we would just recommend that he rents for a bit longer before buying next time.

PAUL MCCARTNEY, HEATHER MILLS, DIVORCE FINALISED, judge, court

pass it on print article

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OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
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IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

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THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		themong on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Heather looks HOT there. *is fucking horny
		dandyboy on Tue 13 May 2008 said... Heather looks hot in the sense she looks like she's melting, Mong. And wasn't this in the news yesterday? (the divorce, not Mong fancying Mills)
		TouchingCloth on Tue 13 May 2008 said... See, he's doing a hand gesture to represent her cat's bum mouth and everything.
		rachael on Wed 14 May 2008 said... HOLD ON TO YOUR FATHERS HIERESSES BECAUSE THE CAT IS OUT OF THE BAG READY FOR ANOTHER DIG IN THE GOLD OF A BILLIONAIR.
		DeBouched on Wed 14 May 2008 said... I'd say any amount he paid her was worth it to get rid of her.
		TheGunt on Wed 14 May 2008 said... Have to say I agree with themong here - not sure what's more shameful, agreeing with themong or being aroused by Mills. Whatever, I'm off for a menage a moi.
		blaxa on Wed 14 May 2008 said... 'Decree Nicey' would have been a better headline.