PAUL DANAN SWEARS AT KIDS IN PRESTON

CHRISTMAS PANTER

Published on Thu 22 November 2007 by IanMcShane

PAUL DANAN SWEARS AT KIDS IN PRESTON

Ever wondered what happened to 'Celebrity Love Island' lady-botherer Paul Danan? Well, he's not been bothering the BAFTA judges too much, but has now signed up for the Pinter-esque heights of the Christmas Panto in Preston, the place with the famous sign 'You are now entering Preston, Britain's newest city. Sponsored by Spar.'

This means he was invited to help switch on the Christmas lights in the city, and appeared on the stage in front of hundreds of expectant children, sweating, gurning and appearing to be attempting to suck his own eyeballs out. And what better way to endear yourself to the young, impressionable crowd? Here's how, by shouting:

"Make some motherfucking noise, Preston!"

He won't be back next year. In fact he'd be lucky to be the arse end of a pantomime cow.

PAUL DANAN, SWEARS, KIDS, PRESTON, motherfucking noise, panto, celebrity love island

pass it on print article

YOU'RE BOOKED
CLAP YOUR HANDS, SAY YEAH
GIRL ON FILM
NEWSMOUND
POOPS!.. SHE'S IN IT AGAIN

TWO SMOKING TURKEYS
SPINNING A TALE
NO JOKERS
HARD AT THE COLE FACE
BEGGING FOR MERCY

COMMENTS

		bastardo on Thu 22 November 2007 said... He really is the most odious little rapist-looking shitsmear
		MattEmulsion on Thu 22 November 2007 said... "You are now entering Preston" - no wonder Chantelle left him..
		mersault on Thu 22 November 2007 said... that cunt really is the cunt's cunt
		itsjustsomoving on Thu 22 November 2007 said... I like him. He's like a cartoon, isn't he?
		Dubbadubbadubba on Thu 22 November 2007 said... What a fucking twat. Still, I must say he suits panto. He must be used to people pointing at him and shouting "BEHIND YOU!!!". Usually to their female friends, as they try to alert them to the creepy bloke sneaking up on them with a bottle of Rohypnol, a claw-hammer and an erection.
		dandyboy on Thu 22 November 2007 said... like an uglier version of the whispery twat from Prison Break.
		AnnieBounce on Thu 22 November 2007 said... And hes not on drugs at all
		SukieBapswent on Thu 22 November 2007 said... that reminds me... I must go and help out on the Sunshine Coach
		Token Heterosexual on Fri 23 November 2007 said... Dubba, funniest post of the week. Tears, snot, and hearty stomach tearing chuckles. Thanks man.
		cuntyboobied on Fri 23 November 2007 said... CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT