PATSY KENSIT SPLITS FROM HER FOURTH FIANCE JEREMY HEALY

UNLUCKY IN LOVE

Published on Mon 31 March 2008 by Mopsa

PATSY KENSIT SPLITS FROM HER FOURTH FIANCE JEREMY HEALY

Poor old Patsy Kensit looks as though she'll have to settle with just the three divorces for the time being, as she has broken up with her fiance, DJ Jeremy Healy, before they had a chance to wed. We were way out when we gave it six months. And Patsy had been busy organising the event and had even asked 'rival actress' Liz Hurley to be chief bridesmaid.

What's Liz going to do on that day now? According to Patsy's spokesperson, the break-up was mutual, although it is rumoured Jeremy, from the Eighties band Haysi Fantayzee, got cold feet and was scared of commitment. You're 46, grow up.

A 'friend' said:

"As the wedding became a reality, I just don’t think he could go through with such a commitment. Patsy must be gutted – she surely thought she’d found the one this time.”

And the friend dug the knife even deeper by saying:

"She must be devastated."

We wonder which muscian from a famous band is next on her hit list... We think poor Macca's been through enough.

PATSY KENSIT, JEREMY HEALY, EMMERDALE, LIZ HURLEY, MARRIAGE, DIVORCE

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IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

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MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
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THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		MerylHighground on Mon 31 March 2008 said... How could anyone ever know that Patsy was devastated? Her botoxed face is incapable of expressing any emotion. On the plus side though, she brings hope to stroke victims everywhere.
		Sable on Mon 31 March 2008 said... Commitment is one thing. Allowing yourself to be legally shackled to the Western world's premier failed fame-whore whose last and only great moment was getting them out in Lethal Weapon Whatever is another (and even that was spoiled by a rubbish accent). Running from that's more like a moment of clarity.
		JiggeryCock on Mon 31 March 2008 said... Jim Kerr, Liam Gallagher, Hayzee cocking Fantayzee I mean she's really the fox in the 'rock and roll arseholes' chicken coop isn't she? I bet him out of Johnny Hates Jazz is stroking his stiffy and giving it the high hard one with his 'come to Poppa' eyes, even as we speak.
		fuckwit on Mon 31 March 2008 said... Lovely knockers though
		DapperDan on Mon 31 March 2008 said... Nice buzzards
		DickyM on Mon 31 March 2008 said... I like karaoke, do you think shed fuck me ?
		ClimeySunt on Mon 31 March 2008 said... those tits certainly look jiz friendly
		MerylHighground on Mon 31 March 2008 said... Her knockers are pure plastic too, just like the face. Mobile fucking fire hazard.
		thundachick on Mon 31 March 2008 said... dicky, pats would fuck anything in a pair of trousers..though a healthy bank balance helps too...
		HolyFuck on Mon 31 March 2008 said... You can see her nipple.
		Viga on Mon 31 March 2008 said... "Alice Cooper once called for top recording artists to set up a sperm bank so that we could create a future generation of rock stars. Very similar to the scheme we already have in Britain, which we call Patsy Kensit." Mark Lamarr on Buzzcocks.
		thingymabob on Mon 31 March 2008 said... ....yep!...
		darkfung on Wed 02 April 2008 said... ... I thought Healy was a gay-er ???