Heiress Potless

Paris Hilton's long-suffering grandfather Conrad 'Barron' Hilton has reportedly cut the wrong-faced leech out of his will because she has disappointed him one too many times.

Yup, the hotel tycoon, who actually worked to build his empire, is just a bit pissed off that Paris has spent the last five years or so flashing her bits at every chance, grubbing around in blue movies, knocking back 'Cheeky Vimto' or whatever it is those twats drink before whizzing around LA in sports cars and generally acting like deplorable gits.

"Barron has been forced to stomach his granddaughter's porn tape floated on the world web as well as her seeing her kicking and screaming out of a court house [and] into the slammer for drink driving," said Jerry Oppenheimer, writer of 'House of Hilton'.

Let's hope this makes her a pauper!

And what of the $60m inheritance the odious one was due to receive upon Conrad's death? Well that, my friend, will go to charity. And, what's more, it's not just Paris who's being cut out, it's all 11 of his grandchildren. You can bet good money that she's going to be unpopular at the next family gathering.

HAHAHAHAHAHA! UP YOURS PARIS!