PARIS HILTON'S BOYFRIEND BENJI MADDEN IS DERANGED

MENTAL CHARLOTTE

Published on Tue 01 July 2008 by roryk

PARIS HILTON'S BOYFRIEND BENJI MADDEN IS DERANGED

We know that there must be something wrong with Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden if he's prepared to put his dick anywhere near Paris Hilton (and if he's going to put his name to the dire music that his band produces), but we didn't know the levels of self-deception going on. He reckons she's "pure". Yeah, about as pure as a bucket of effluent...

The plastic heiress and her Addams Family-esq boyfriend are considering getting tattoos of each other, but Benji has put his foot down claiming that he can have one but she can't because he wants her to remain "pure". I think she probably lost the ability to do when half the world saw her getting knobbed by an idiot (in one of the least erotic pieces of film ever made).

Paris explains, "He is going to get one of me but he won't let me get one. He doesn't like tattoos on women. He thinks I look pure."

Pure filth? Pure dirt? I reckon he definitely said another word after pure, either behind his hand or smothered by a cough and she didn't hear it. Maybe she's got a wonky ear too.

BENJI MADDEN, DERANGED, paris hilton, tattoos, pure

pass it on print article

DAY TWO IN VEGAS
LILY ALLEN LASHES OUT AGAIN
THE TALE OF JACK AND AMY
HERBIE: FULLY CLOTHED
NEWSMOUND

GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05
BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!

COMMENTS

		milkplus on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Neck tatoos, a midget, dodgy diamond earrings... and he's called Benji for fucks sake. What a cunt. Also Paris looks as if she's hatching some evil plan (as usual)
		BlartMonster on Tue 01 July 2008 said... What a pair of prize cunts - deluded, deranged and talentless - yet wealthy. This however gives us the right to look down superciliously on such vapidity. Where is there a John Chapman when you need a handful? (See also Lindsay Lohan, Naomi Campbell, Pete Doherty, Wine-arse, etc)
		PrincesshCaos on Tue 01 July 2008 said... She already has a tattoo... she had "Nick" Tattoo'd on her butt when she was going to marry Nick Carter.. it's been lazored off now but its still easy to see lol I doubt she will ever be Pure!
		darkfung on Tue 01 July 2008 said... Yes, she is pure class and they name hotels after her so she is famous and loved round the world. Benny is one lucky man and I do not beleive he lazered her bottom over Nick ... why would she go out with boyzone anyway ?? Stupid !
		PrincesshCaos on Tue 01 July 2008 said... The old tattoo: http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-hilton_paris.htm Nick had Paris on his wrist.. It now says old habbits die hard http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tattoo/celeb-carter.htm
		Marshfield on Tue 01 July 2008 said... OK so she's slept around a bit, who doesn't when you're young and averagely attractive. And she may be a little bit thick, but I'd hit it.
		crosby99 on Wed 02 July 2008 said... There isn't a straight bloke reading this who wouldn't fuck her.
		rachael on Sat 05 July 2008 said... her nose gets stranger by the minute talk about hook line and sinker lieterally as for madden He needs some thing done on all the broken vessells on his nose.