Lindsay Lohan's Facebook account taken down<div id="teaser2">The stresses of an early 20-something aren't what they once were; long gone are the days of waking up in a fit of panic because you haven't finished off that dissertation on epistemology of gerontological fiscal semantics or quaking in your Green Flash at the local Texaco as you buy a pack of curry flavoured ribbed geronimos. Well they have for Lindsay Lohan at least. While the grown-ups worry about economic meltdown, the inverted-weeble is also feeling the pain, but about Facebook.</div>

Vanessa Feltz at Ann Summers launch<div id="teaser2">There are two things that should never, ever go together: vibrators and Vanessa Feltz. The over tanned mutton was at the Ann Summers party in Marylebone with her daughter Allegra. Lois Winstone, who models for the adult shop was also at the bash and revealing the wonders of airbrushing in the pic behind her, along with actress sister Jaime.</div>

Amy Winehouse gives Louis Walsh shamrock cufflinks and green tie as thank you<div id="teaser2">Good old Amy Winehouse, she's managed to find time in her hectic recording and promotional schedule (hem hem) to thank Louis Walsh for looking after her goddaughter Dionne on a recent visit to the X Factor studios. And what did Amy choose as a gift? A green tie and shamrock cufflinks. Do you see what she did there? Louis is Irish, you see! Shamrocks, green - Irish! Ha!</div>

Sienna Miller to shoot movie with lover Balthazar Getty<div id="teaser2">As the Elizabeth Taylor of the Bland Generation, sexless 'sex symbol' Sienna Miller has carved out an amazing acting career for herself, appearing in some films that people with eyes and brains have neither seen nor care about.</div>