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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

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PARIS HILTON PROFESSES LOVE OF MONOPOLY

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It seems that Paris Hilton is the latest celebrity to catch the board game bug as the 27-year-old is apparently addicted to Monopoly. We're not sure if she plays with real money and real hotels, but her get out of jail free card seems to be working just fine in the real world.
The extremely unattractive waste of space follows in the steps of Jay-Z and Kanye West who apparently love nothing more than a good game of Connect 4.

She said: "When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I'm in a really great relationship it's so much more fun to stay at home."

When she says 'younger' is she talking about two weeks younger?

She added about her and her boyfriend Benji Madden: "We don't really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly.

"I love to cook for Benji; I cook great lasagne. I've grown up a lot and I'm at peace.

"He has changed my life in every way."


Bollocks. You're still out every night you money grabbing trout and if you expect us to believe that you even know where your kitchen is let alone how to cook anything then you're even more of an idiot than you look.

COMMENTS
JiggeryCock on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
...and her Monopoly piece? 10 gets you 1 it's the Old Boot.
HaveABreakHaveAGreenDay on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
The paper moneg isn't real, love...
Person on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
I really don't think much of this young woman.
DickyM on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Aldi lasagne, 4 minutes in the microwave
coops on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
ET head!
yosemitesam on Mon 12 May 2008 said...
Tell me thats a waxwork of her...she looks like she's been modelled out of wax. And shit. And piss. With a large dollop of cunt on top.
framey on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
Lantern-jawed, hook-nosed freak. Thank fuck I'm feeling benevolent today.
blaxa on Wed 14 May 2008 said...
The way the US economy is going, they could use real dollars and it wouldn't make a difference...
Fecker on Sun 01 June 2008 said...
Get rid of this utterly useless shit
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