It seems that
Paris Hilton is the latest celebrity to catch the board game bug as the 27-year-old is apparently
addicted to Monopoly. We're not sure if she plays with real money and real hotels, but her get out of jail free card seems to be working just fine in the real world.
The extremely unattractive waste of space follows in the steps of Jay-Z and Kanye West who apparently love nothing more than a good game of Connect 4.
She said: "When I was younger I loved to go out, but now that I'm in a really great relationship it's so much more fun to stay at home."
When she says 'younger' is she talking about two weeks younger?
She added about her and her boyfriend Benji Madden: "We don't really like to go out. We have game night where friends come over and play Monopoly.
"I love to cook for Benji; I cook great lasagne. I've grown up a lot and I'm at peace.
"He has changed my life in every way."
Bollocks. You're still out every night you money grabbing trout and if you expect us to believe that you even know where your kitchen is let alone how to cook anything then you're even more of an idiot than you look.