Paris Hilton parties with the Chelsea squad
Money Can't Buy Us Love
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Published on Fri 20 July 2007 by IanMcShane
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Paris Hilton parties with the Chelsea squad |
Officially, there was no explanation as to why the Beckhams failed to
attend, but it could be something to do with the words 'Cheryl' and
'Cole'.
Kimberley Stewart and Tara Reid and her circus breasts were also in attendance, so Frank Lampard must have been wishing that he was an octopus for the night, as he needs multiple hands to hold his drink, caress his heavily-gelled
hair, which looks as though he gets the council in to cut it every fortnight and otherwise feel around his surroundings.
Paris did try to whisper sweet nothings into Didier Drogba's ear at one point. Unfortunately, the player sensed her hot breath, threw himself to the floor and contrived to roll out of the patio doors and straight into the pool, feigning agony.
Kimberley Stewart and Tara Reid and her circus breasts were also in attendance, so Frank Lampard must have been wishing that he was an octopus for the night, as he needs multiple hands to hold his drink, caress his heavily-gelled
hair, which looks as though he gets the council in to cut it every fortnight and otherwise feel around his surroundings.
Paris did try to whisper sweet nothings into Didier Drogba's ear at one point. Unfortunately, the player sensed her hot breath, threw himself to the floor and contrived to roll out of the patio doors and straight into the pool, feigning agony.
paris hilton,
david beckham,
chelsea fc,
arjen robben,
ashley cole,
hollywood,
celebrity news,
celebrity gossip
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