Paris Hilton offers 'support' to Nicole Richie
No Sympathy From The Devil
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Published on Tue 31 July 2007 by IanMcShane
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Paris Hilton offers 'support' to Nicole Richie |
Paris Hilton has managed to stop sunbathing and twatting around just long enough to express her thoughts on her 'The Simple Life' co-star Nicole Richie's upcoming stay in prison.
Hilton managed to squeeze out a few drops of the milk of human
kindness. Just a few mind you, and all issued via her self-promoting blog.
And, oh, the sympathy simply oozes out.
"The prison sentence will be a real killer for her," Hilton said, with all the experience of a lifer facing their last days in Dartmoor. "I found my 45-day sentence [of which she served just 22 days] so difficult. But I think Nicole will find it impossible." All Paris forgot to add was a huge pantomime villain cackle.
I'm sure that with help and support like this Richie will handle prison life well, just as soon as she manages to get that huge knife out of her back.
"The prison sentence will be a real killer for her," Hilton said, with all the experience of a lifer facing their last days in Dartmoor. "I found my 45-day sentence [of which she served just 22 days] so difficult. But I think Nicole will find it impossible." All Paris forgot to add was a huge pantomime villain cackle.
I'm sure that with help and support like this Richie will handle prison life well, just as soon as she manages to get that huge knife out of her back.
Paris Hilton,
Nicole Richie,
Prion Sentence,
The Simple Life,
Blog,
Holy Moly,
Celebrity News,
Gossip
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