Paris Hilton faces angry reception committee in jail
Prisoner Cell Block 'H'
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Published on Mon 04 June 2007 by BOURNE
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Paris Hilton faces angry reception committee in jail |
Poor Paris Hilton. The vapid Chihuahua in human form has begun her measly 23-day stretch at Century Regional Detention Centre in LA
Anyway, it seems that the current inmates are furious about her arrival already, as prisoners are being shuffled around in order to safely accommodate the celebrity waste of DNA. So, they get even more overcrowded cells, while Paris will share with a handpicked patsy, probably detained for filing her nails on a public freeway or having her anus bleached in an unfashionable salon.
Hopefully Paris's entrance will be like the scene from 'Silence Of The Lambs' where Jodie Foster is forced to perform the walk of hate past cells full of nutters flinging handfuls of their excretions at her pinched, hateful little face.
"I can smell your cunt," says one inmate famously to Foster's character. Hopefully, Hilton will be treated along the same lines, though this time it will be more of an order than an observation.
Anyway, it seems that the current inmates are furious about her arrival already, as prisoners are being shuffled around in order to safely accommodate the celebrity waste of DNA. So, they get even more overcrowded cells, while Paris will share with a handpicked patsy, probably detained for filing her nails on a public freeway or having her anus bleached in an unfashionable salon.
Hopefully Paris's entrance will be like the scene from 'Silence Of The Lambs' where Jodie Foster is forced to perform the walk of hate past cells full of nutters flinging handfuls of their excretions at her pinched, hateful little face.
"I can smell your cunt," says one inmate famously to Foster's character. Hopefully, Hilton will be treated along the same lines, though this time it will be more of an order than an observation.
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