PARIS HILTON CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY

PARIS HILTON BIRTHDAY PHOTO GALLERY

Published on Mon 18 February 2008 by Mopsa

PARIS HILTON CELEBRATES HER BIRTHDAY

Paris Hilton loves to entertain, and she certainly loves herself, so what does she do to celebrate her birthday? Prance around on stage in her underwear and a slutty policeman's uniform while twirling around provocatively in a huge champagne glass, of course.

Paris danced for the crowds (looking a bit like a Thunderbird puppet in her policeman/prostitute outfit) at the Pussycat Doll lounge in Las Vegas.

Other than her birthday, however, Paris had little to celebrate. He movie 'The Hottie and the Nottie' has been voted the worst film in history, according to users of IMDb (and anyone with a brain). Unfortunately, four out five films that she's appeared in were featured on the list. So she might have to take 'actress' from her job title. And maybe 'stripper' too. As she's now turned 27, it won't be long until she'll be too old to take her clothes off in public.

Anyway, enough of all that, happy birthday, Paris!

PARIS HILTON, PUSSYCAT DOLL LOUNGE, LAS VEGAS, THE HOTTIE AND THE NOTTIE, IMDB

pass it on print article

WALK THE BANK
MEAT THE BEATLES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T WANNA BE MY LOVER
THEY TRIED TO MAKE HIM GO TO REHAB
IS THIS THE GREATEST NAME IN THE WORLD?

IS IT ANY BLUNDER
HBO NO-NO
OWN GOALY MOLY
NEWSMOUND
HELP PROTECT DOLLY PARTON'S 'MOUNTAINS'

COMMENTS

		Gordina on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Paris Hilton: Look at me! Just look at me! Are you still looking? Look! Look at me! Can we please, please, please stop looking?
		Rotherhamlass on Mon 18 February 2008 said... fuckin stupid slag
		greenman on Mon 18 February 2008 said... For all her pretend sauciness I bet that she really dislikes sex and is really crap at it.
		TeamJuanLunaChickenshack on Mon 18 February 2008 said... I doubt this is going to stem the outbound flow, HM.
		Kermit on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Just a trollop
		dearlord on Mon 18 February 2008 said... she is usless at sex - i've seen that video, miserable cow.
		CLINT FLICKER on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Lazy eyed Cunt
		Freefall on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Its her birthday about every fucking month.
		mandiapple on Mon 18 February 2008 said... How many diseases must that... thing... be crawling with? It makes me shudder to think about it
		sociopathicgrin on Mon 18 February 2008 said... Remember the good old days, when sex scandals ENDED careers?