Paris Hilton begins work on her second album

Hilton checks back into studio

Published on Thu 19 July 2007 by Fatty

Paris Hilton begins work on her second album

There's no easy way to say this but Paris Hilton is 'working on her second album'.

FUCKING HELL!

This is the same Paris Hilton who once yacked up on herself after hearing herself sing at a PA.

And it is the same Paris Hilton who did this horrible thing for Hugh Hefner's birthday.

AND it's the same pissing Paris whose record label had to drop her because she sold so few copies and cost so much to run.

SEND HER BACK DOWN NOW!

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NEWSMOUND
GREG'S NASTIES
ACTING UP
MILLER�S CROSSING (THE ATLANTIC)
WORKING 9 TO 9.05

BACKE ON TEH DRUGGES AGANE!
THE FRATELLIS KILL MICE
OBLIGATORY VIRAL CLIP
CAPTION COMPETITION
ARRIVING IN VEGAS, BABY

COMMENTS

		HalfdeadFred on Thu 19 July 2007 said... whats wrong with her one eye?
		MrsMoon on Thu 19 July 2007 said... Is she part human part chameleon, do they move completely interdependantly??
		HalfdeadFred on Thu 19 July 2007 said... is it a glass eye?
		dandyboy on Thu 19 July 2007 said... Is it Columbo in disguise? I know who I'd rather hear singing...
		chovnik on Thu 19 July 2007 said... she is the living embodiment of proof that life is just not fair
		HalfdeadFred on Thu 19 July 2007 said... may be its a glass brain and a real eye I have lost the plot now...one paris hilton story too many
		on Thu 19 July 2007 said... dandy you take that back this fucking second! Colombo aka Mr Peter Falk is a gentleman and scholar and is not to be tarred with the same brush as this pox ridden slut. relaxes a bit after the vent Now chovnik has the right idea, kick her! Kick so goddamned hard the bitch's false eye pops out...
		dandyboy on Thu 19 July 2007 said... Sorry Harlequin, honestly there was no insult intended, got a lot of time for Columbo, keeps me entertained on many an afternoon on Channel 5. This cunt on the other hand needs shooting.
		Dames on Thu 19 July 2007 said... Banksy will once again represent with one of his many edgey stunts, clueless Bristolian cunt.
		RoyKeane on Thu 19 July 2007 said... When i hear her sing it makes me wanna puke on myself.
		scaryclairey on Thu 19 July 2007 said... repulsive whore. nae class. apparently her natural eye colour is brown and she wears blue contacts all the time. just managed to avoid any references to 'brown eyes'....
		scaryclairey on Thu 19 July 2007 said... ps. quality strabismus, my dear. I'm laughing at you, not with you.
		Zigmund on Thu 19 July 2007 said... Fair play to her singing in that clip. It must be so hard for her to remember the words.
		Sundaeg1rl on Thu 19 July 2007 said... I thought stick insect porn was illegal in this country
		ChunkyMunky on Fri 20 July 2007 said... that isn't half bad when muted...although would have to give that lazy eye some exercise...
		on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Brainless fucking media whore.Bit like Jodie Mash.Only less blatant.
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Looking at that vid I'd do her up the chugger, the cunter.
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Looking at that vid I'd do her up the chugger, the cunter.
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Looking at that vid I'd do her up the chugger, the cunter.
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Looking at that vid I'd do her up the chugger, the cunter.
		sirbuckle on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Looking at that vid I'd do her up the chugger, the cunter.
		dandyboy on Sat 21 July 2007 said... Take it you really mean that then, Sir B?