FRAUD OF THE RINGS

"It'll never last!" said the embittered critics when Pamela Anderson agreed to marry Rick Salomon in order to pay off a gambling debt. Well, the embittered critics were right as two months after the classy nuptials the pair have had their marriage annulled, making it three marriages, three bitter failures each for the pair.

TMZ claims that part of the deal struck before the marriage (how very romantic!) was that Pamela would agree to bear a child by Rick (who is semi-famous for penetrating Paris Hilton and having the cheek to videotape the wonk-eyed one in action). During their whirlwind romance, Pamela confirmed she was pregnant, hence the speedy nuptials.

Come the time of the break-up though and there was no baby to be seen, hence the classification of the annulment being categorised as 'fraud'.

Classy as fuck, eh? At this rate the pair can fit in another couple of marriages (and some lucrative photoshoots) before the end of the summer.