PAMMY SHACKS UP WITH PARIS'S EX

Pamela Anderson is having a bit of a week of it isn't she? First she pisses Kanye West off and has two exes brawling at the VMAs, now it turns out that the mystery man she is dating is Paris Hilton's ex Rick Solomon.

This woman is pure class. She recently told chat show host Ellen DeGeneres that she had fallen for a poker player who had paid off a £125,000 gambling debt for her in exchange for a night of sex.

First off, isn't that prostitution?

Now, the sordid affair gets worse as it turns out the gambler in question is none other than Rick Soloman, the man who made his name selling the sex tape of him with his ex girlfriend, Paris Hilton.

Aren't women are supposed to reach their sexual peak at 32? Not our Pammy, she's still going strong at the grand old age of 40. Imagine how grim it's going to be when she hits sixty.

Still, imagine how much worse Jodie Marsh is going to be.