Pages from Geri Halliwell's new book, Ugenia Lavender, is leaked to Holy Moly - and it's a shocker.
PROUST SHITS HIS PANTS
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Published on Thu 28 June 2007 by HOLYMOLY!
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Pages from Geri Halliwell's new book, Ugenia Lavender, is leaked to Holy Moly - and it's a shocker. |
It;s a tough thing being famous for something and then deciding to become an author. Look at the list of celebrity casualties - Madonna, Naomi Campbell, Pamela Anderson, Jordan, Bono, Ben Elton etc etc etc....
Good old Geri is ignoring the warning Klaxons being honked by the entire populatiopn of Planet Earth by putting pen to paper and publishing a book called 'Ugenia Lavender'.
"Leave her alone you cynical prick Mr. Moly!" I hear you say.
"Give her a break!" you scream at the top of your deluded voice.
Well fuck off because it is unwittingly the best book ever written by a celebrity. It says more about her relationship with famous friends than a million autobiographies ever could. Look:
Good old Geri is ignoring the warning Klaxons being honked by the entire populatiopn of Planet Earth by putting pen to paper and publishing a book called 'Ugenia Lavender'.
"Leave her alone you cynical prick Mr. Moly!" I hear you say.
"Give her a break!" you scream at the top of your deluded voice.
Well fuck off because it is unwittingly the best book ever written by a celebrity. It says more about her relationship with famous friends than a million autobiographies ever could. Look:
- The characters include (I shit you not) Davey Bockham, Posh Princess Vatroia and Chefs Gordon and Oliver. No, really.
- Vatroia spends the whole book farting.
- Spice Girls lyrics are shoehorned in throughout the book.
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