DIDDY OR DIDN'T HE?

P Diddy aka Sean John aka T-Wat has made an advert for his latest ego-stroke - Unforgivable. It is an aptly-named perfume...

There are several things we can summize from this glorified advert from the Diddymeister:

1. He likes kissing stomachs.
2. He has to get trolleyed on whisky in order to pull. Some issues there methinks.
3. The lady appears to be a prostitute in a hotel bar.
4. He doesn't need to speak to her. He is, after all, P-Diddy.
5. He seems to suspect someone is filming him on the pull and quite likes the thought of that, as long as it doesn't end up on Adultfriendfinder.
6. He is a bit 'hair trigger' and can't wait till they get to his shag-den. Instead he decides to take her roughly (yet gently) against a stairwell.
7. He is physically incapable of removing any of her clothing. The young lady appears to be wearing every item of lingerie ever invented, including three different types of knickers.
8. Her hand is glued to her left breast.
9. Diddy appears to relish 'The Chase'.
10. He gets her well and truly pissed on champagne first, like any true Lothario would.
11. It looks a little like rape.
12. In the end he seems to regret everything.
13. Except that Godzilla song.