P DIDDY IS ILL MANNERED TOSSER SHOCK

DIDDY: UNDEFENDABLE

Published on Fri 28 September 2007 by BOURNE

P DIDDY IS ILL MANNERED TOSSER SHOCK

When he's not apparently buying drugs in Ibiza, or trying to flog his pitiful perfume in a very sleazy advert, there's nothing better that P Diddy likes to do than behave like a complete and utter tool - when he's not nobbing Sienna Miller on the side, that is...

Apparently Diddy's latest way to act like a total twat-hammer is to hiss insults at people who have the sheer temerity to talk to him while trying to carry out their duties.

Page Six reports that P and his diddymen rocked up to over-priced New York nighterie Goldbar recently. On arriving, the door girl asked a perfectly civil question, "How many are in your party?"

Diddy's response? "Fucking bitch."

Here's hoping an anvil falls on his head sometime soon. It couldn't happen to a nicer person.

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COMMENTS

		JimBowen on Fri 28 September 2007 said... If ee came down t'my local wearin 'is ponci diamuhnt eeuring, ee'd get a reet good crack rownt 'ed wit pool cue.
		Krooner on Fri 28 September 2007 said... I'm with him, that's the only kind of language people in the foodservice industry understand! It makes 'em think twice about spunking in your milkshake!!
		dandyboy on Fri 28 September 2007 said... spunk in the milkshakes, spit in the burgers, and deep fried turds all round...
		showbizhound on Fri 28 September 2007 said... he's a full-weight narcissistic cock-end, if he were an ice-cream he'd lick himself
		Fucksocks! on Fri 28 September 2007 said... It must be depressing, knowing that everything you touch turns into wank. Wank music, wanky smelling perfume and a clothing range made from the finest wankery that money can buy. This omnidirectional wank-wizard really can do it all.
		JimBowen on Fri 28 September 2007 said... he's a cunt of similar magnitude to the person who denied my first post.
		MrsMoon on Fri 28 September 2007 said... i don't know about an anvil, but an Elvis quiff has definately fallen on his head in that pic...what a monumental cunt, hope he dies very soon...of suffocatiing up his own arse...
		josiewales on Sat 29 September 2007 said... Turned up a few years ago at some top music awards ceremony to give out the maverick award to some deserved newcomer, but then decided that he wanted to be known as a maverick and threw the mother of hissy fits till the promoters just gave him the award to shut him the fuck up and go away
		dandyboy on Sat 29 September 2007 said... Why is he wearing a Nelson hat? Is he worried he didn't look enough of a plonker hanging out with a geezer in a swimming hat?