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OZZY OSBOURNE GETS SUGAR PUFFS SHIPPED OVER TO LA

THE OZZY MONSTER

OZZY OSBOURNE GETS SUGAR PUFFS SHIPPED OVER TO LA

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Uh oh, it seems that Ozzy Osbourne has a new addiction. But don't worry, the only thing he's hooked on is the sugary goodness of a bowl of Sugar Puffs. Ozzy has gone monster mad for the honey and has had to find a way to get hold of the cereal as it's not available in America, where he lives. Those Americans just don't know what they're missing...

So desperate for a bowl of Sugar Puffs was Ozzy that he made a desperate request to the manufacturers, Honey Monster Foods, to send some over, probably while shouting 'show me the honey mummy' to poor old Shazza.

And boxes of the cereal are being shipped over to him in LA as we speak, hopefully arriving just in time for breakfast.

A source excitedly told The Sun:

"One of the team at Honey Monster Foods received an e-mail with a request from Ozzy Osbourne’s people in LA asking for them to ship over some boxes of Sugar Puffs. They said it was his favourite breakfast cereal and he was wound up because he couldn't find any there."

Luckily, a Honey Monster Foods spokesperson was on hand to confirm the story.

"The wild man of rock is used to other cravings but has, in his old age moved on to softer, safer stuff."

 

And the Honey Monster is a little bit like Ozzy, but more articulate and probably easier to understand if you engage him in conversation.


COMMENTS
Geushky on Thu 28 February 2008 said...
Sugar Puffs smell like piss...
PrincessTiiaammii on Thu 28 February 2008 said...
A source excitedly told The Sun: "we spotted an opportunity for some free publicity so sent out a press release about someone who was recently seen presenting the Brits using our product. We're hoping we sell more as, apart from having our smell compared to piss, we've not really done much recently"
Mohammered on Thu 28 February 2008 said...
What a soppy prick. I bet his piss smells like sugar puffs.
JiggeryCock on Thu 28 February 2008 said...
Looks like Gazza in that photo
PaulieMafia on Thu 28 February 2008 said...
Just imagine how shit your life must be doing PR for Sugar Puffs
ChunkyMunky on Fri 29 February 2008 said...
why not coco pops? Racist cunt!
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