OZZY LOOKS PREGNANT

BLACK FLABBETH

Published on Mon 03 December 2007 by admin

OZZY LOOKS PREGNANT

It is probably just us, but do you think Ozzy Osbourne looks like he's had babies prodded up him here? (Pics after the jump...)

Obviously not being paragons of healthy living, we can hardly comment on another person's weight, but it's just the way the Prince of Darkness' man flab is shaped that's disturbing. Like a little pregnant belly.

NOTE TO SHARON OSBOURNE: WE ARE OBVIOUSLY IN AWE OF YOUR HUSBAND'S ROUNDED STOMACH AND WOULD NOT, THEREFORE, NEED A SHIT IN A BOX FROM YOU AS A WAY OF KEEPING US IN LINE.

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pass it on print article

IT MUST BE LOVE
OUT, DAMNED CLOT!
NEWSMOUND
IT WAS ME, MINI-ME
THE RAT IS BACK

BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD
MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR
FIXED RATE LOHAN
BALL-GAME
THREES A CROWD

COMMENTS

		Dames on Mon 03 December 2007 said... Black Flab-bath.
		Dames on Mon 03 December 2007 said... (oops, missed your headline) He's Paranoid, going thru Changes and has feasted on many War Pigs.
		redpixie on Mon 03 December 2007 said... i thought Liz McDonald looked pregnant on Corrie last night
		Freefall on Mon 03 December 2007 said... mmmmmm Sharons shit box.....
		CaptainCuntflaps on Mon 03 December 2007 said... A lot of people say Ozzy's a hero - I think he's a cunt for foisting his wife and talentless brats on the world. He couldn't even strangle Sharon properly FFS!
		DoctorFunkenstein on Tue 04 December 2007 said... SHOCK HORROR PROBE!!!!! Fifty -odd year old man has fat belly!!! HOLD THE FRONT PAGE!!!