Over-zealous fans force Ozzy Osbourne to consider selling his house

668 - The Neighbour of The Beast

Published on Mon 04 June 2007 by IanMcShane

Over-zealous fans force Ozzy Osbourne to consider selling his house

Poor Ozzy Osbourne is so sick of coach-loads of tourists turning up and taking pictures of his MTV-featured house that he is considering selling it.

"I'm just really sick of people turning up on those Stars Tours buses and taking pictures. It's annoying."

Ozzy is conveniently forgetting the fact that the only reason he has two cents to rub together is because he sold his soul to MTV and prostituted himself, and his lavishly-filmed house, to have his every activity filmed. So it seems somewhat odd that he should now begin whining like a puppy with a sore paw when people take an interest.

What ye sow, ye shall reap. Yes Ozzy, people are interested in you and your famous house (which is on Doheny Drive, if you're passing), because you've abandoned all dignity to whore yourself on TV.

Still, it must be pleasing for the rocker to be able to recognise different coOzzyach tours, what with that two-second goldfish memory of his.

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COMMENTS

		RayReardon on Mon 04 June 2007 said... retarded cunt....
		JoMama on Mon 04 June 2007 said... I hate this cunt and his gaggle of talentless drug-addled family members with a passion usually reserved for kiddy fiddlers, traffic wardens and Bon Jovi. But as much as I hate him, I hate the people who continue to give him airplay in the media. Do not watch this cunt, his moomin faced children, or his fucking dragon of a wife, and I assure you they'll soon disappear. Failing that, give me diplomatic immunity and a rifle and I'll take care of that shit for the good of mankind. Can't even drive a fucking quad-bike long haired shrieking brummie cunt!
		DickMarsh on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Son - Fat fucking spastic Daughter - Fat moon faced skank Wife - Shit in a box Harpy
		Zigmund on Mon 04 June 2007 said... I like Ozzy. It's just all the females in the family who bore me to death.
		DeirdreChambers on Mon 04 June 2007 said... I can just imagine that tour.... "And on your right we have the House of Cunt, tastefully decorated with several fat, pasty, sweating junky children and a woman who looks like an ageing Betty Boop with her head on fire" It's the tour groups who should complain not that long haired, mumbling cunt
		DOGPAS on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Never trust a Brummie............
		JiggeryCock on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Has he lost his mind....can he see or is he blind...we'll just pass him there...why should we even care
		Sundaeg1rl on Mon 04 June 2007 said... Ozzy sold out when he played that fucking jubilee concert. The Prince of Darkness performing for the Queen? There was a time not so long ago that they wouldn't even play him on the fucking radio. Shame on you Ozzy.