Orlando Bloom is Cosmo readers' most desirable date
Britain In(to) Bloom
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Published on Wed 15 August 2007 by IanMcShane
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Orlando Bloom is Cosmo readers' most desirable date |
Frustrated cat-owners have voted Orlando Bloom as the man they would most like to date, despite him being so wooden he shaves with sandpaper.
Cosmopolitan's 'Eligible Eleven' poll revealed that Bloom and his
varnished expression was the number one fantasy boyfriend of the nation (i.e. the people who could be
bothered to vote in this pointless poll).
Quite a coup. Well, quite a coup until you consider the opposition, which casts some doubt on both the taste and sanity of voters.
Prince Harry, a furious ginger cuckoo who looks as though he wants to fight himself, is third and his braying brother (who looks like he's is trying to eat his own right shoulder when he laughs) makes fourth place.
Lewis Hamilton and Jason Orange also made the chart. Bubbling under were Louis Walsh, Arthur Scargill, David Mellor and the late Bernard Manning. Probably.
Quite a coup. Well, quite a coup until you consider the opposition, which casts some doubt on both the taste and sanity of voters.
Prince Harry, a furious ginger cuckoo who looks as though he wants to fight himself, is third and his braying brother (who looks like he's is trying to eat his own right shoulder when he laughs) makes fourth place.
Lewis Hamilton and Jason Orange also made the chart. Bubbling under were Louis Walsh, Arthur Scargill, David Mellor and the late Bernard Manning. Probably.
Orlando Bloom,
Cosmopolitan,
Eligible Eleven,
in celebration,
Pirates Of The Caribbean,
Holy Moly,
Celebrity News,
Gossip
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