It seems that love is in the air as loads of celebrities are suddenly pairing off. But we shudder at thought of what some of their offspring would look like. And we mostly mean you,
Orlando Bloom and
Rumer 'why the long face?'
Willis.
Orlando was seen smooching with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis's daughter at an after show party for the Oscars. And the actress is 12 years younger than him, which sounds to us like Orlando Bloom is pulling a 'Johnny Borrell'. An onlooker said:
"The chemistry was electric. They were all over each other."
Sean Penn also attended the Oscars arm in arm with model Petra Nemcova, which wouldn't be so bad if her last boyfriend hadn't been James Blunt. Then again Penn's ex is Madonna, so I guess they cancel each other out. But Nemcova is an impressive 19 years younger than Penn.
What is it with these actors? Next week: Danielle Radcliffe starts dating Apple Martin.
But it's not just at the Oscars where love is beginning to bloom. Paris Hilton is apparently doing the horizontal tango with Benji Madden, the twin brother of Nicole Richie's boyfriend, Joel. Which sounds a bit incestuous to us.
Meanwhile, Russell Brand pulled his 'legendary' moves on Dita Von Tesse (you don't win The Sun's 'Shagger of the Year' twice in a row for nothing) and the pair exchanged numbers. But she can't be that hard to impress seeing as she did go out with Marilyn Manson.
Pics of some of the named and shamed below.