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ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

A COUPLE OF IDIOTS

ORLANDO BLOOM GOING OUT WITH RUMER WILLIS?

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It seems that love is in the air as loads of celebrities are suddenly pairing off. But we shudder at thought of what some of their offspring would look like. And we mostly mean  you, Orlando Bloom and Rumer 'why the long face?' Willis.

Orlando was seen smooching with Demi Moore and Bruce Willis's daughter at an after show party for the Oscars. And the actress is 12 years younger than him, which sounds to us like Orlando Bloom is pulling a 'Johnny Borrell'. An onlooker said:

"The chemistry was electric. They were all over each other."

Sean Penn also attended the Oscars arm in arm with model Petra Nemcova, which wouldn't be so bad if her last boyfriend hadn't been James Blunt. Then again Penn's ex is Madonna, so I guess they cancel each other out. But Nemcova is an impressive 19 years younger than Penn.

What is it with these actors? Next week: Danielle Radcliffe starts dating Apple Martin.

But it's not just at the Oscars where love is beginning to bloom. Paris Hilton is apparently doing the horizontal tango with Benji Madden, the twin brother of Nicole Richie's boyfriend, Joel. Which sounds a bit incestuous to us.

Meanwhile, Russell Brand pulled his 'legendary' moves on Dita Von Tesse (you don't win The Sun's 'Shagger of the Year' twice in a row for nothing) and the pair exchanged numbers. But she can't be that hard to impress seeing as she did go out with Marilyn Manson.

Pics of some of the named and shamed below.

COMMENTS
rararasputin on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Why have you described Rumer Willis as an actress?
marmitey on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
No, no it's good cos she has a fucked up loooong face and he has a squished up face. If they had a kid it would probably have a normal face and therefore the natural order would be restored.
RoyKeane on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
What the fuck is that a picture of at the top of the page, that surely cant be a fucking human
FredTitmuss on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Feel sorry for her - its bad enough being ugly without having a famous and beautiful mother & having your photo in the press a lot. Can't plastic surgery "fix" her face ? .
darkfung on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
She needs a shave !
CaptainCuntflaps on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
She looks like her dad, designer stubble and all.
dandyboy on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
That 4th picture makes her look like some form of toy... must be something from a Tim Burton film...
CLINT FLICKER on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
I heard it was just an ugly Rumer :) Seriously, she looks like someone pit her head through that morphing software and made the face smaller, but kept the head the same size. Sh'e not actually ugly if you just look at the middle bit. its the rest of the wide head that looks odd. And I never even called anyone a CUNT this time!
Bernice Woodall on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Orlando Bloom and Frankenstein's monster? NOOOOOOO!! Ok he's not the sharpest tool in the box or even a halfway decent actor, but he's fucking gorgeous!
framey on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
There used to be some photo-editing program called SuperGoo and you could stretch faces and put them all out of alignment etc. Looks like Demi must have been addicted to it while pregnant with that huge-headed freak daughter. A face like the man in the moon!
DickyM on Tue 26 February 2008 said...
Awww, she is a fucking minger isn't she...
BustySinclair on Wed 27 February 2008 said...
"The chemistry was electric, they were all over each other." Translation: He was completely off his tits, she (and her increasingly desperate publicist) took full advantage of the situation.
ChunkyMunky on Wed 27 February 2008 said...
by george - a human with an ovoid face - who'd have thought it!
strangelad on Wed 27 February 2008 said...
Hmm, actress? With a chin like that she'd make a great footy commentator.
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