Wooden puppet Orlando Bloom has started something he should have done a very long time ago - he's taking acting lessons...
Orlando - to acting what sulphuric acid is to a nice, cool drink - is a big fan of pausing at. all. the. wrong... times. Only to start. SHOUTING.out his LINES for dramatic effECT, apparently shat himself at the thought of going on stage for his new role in West End play 'Celebration' where people with editing gear won't be able to smooth over the cracks.
So he's taking acting lessons. About bloody time!
"The last thing I wanted to do was put myself out there in a star vehicle or feel like it was the Orlando Bloom show. You wouldn't run a marathon without a little training, would you?" said the actor sitting on a trusted Ventriloquist's lap.
The Orlando Bloom Show - what a tosser!
Let's just hope Orlando's teacher has seen 'The Calcium Kid' and will be able to convince him to change career direction and re-train as something useful like a scarecrow or a something.
