OK host a party which fills up with people you wouldn't piss on if they were on fire
EVERYTHING IS PRETTY FAR FROM OK
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Published on Wed 12 September 2007 by HOLYMOLY!
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OK host a party which fills up with people you wouldn't piss on if they were on fire |
Lets say, hypothetically speaking, that you are one of Britain's Glossiest Weeklies™ and you decide to throw a party...
I would imagine the initial pitch meeting went something like:
"Get me Moss, Campbell, Mandela! I want Posh chatting to Blair whilst Madge penetrates Guy over the canapes. When they're done you'll be able to find Paris slagging off Lohan to Britney right before Prince William gives a speech announcing his engagement to Kate Middleton. Goodie bags by Harrods, food by Ramsay natch!"I would then imagine this mornings meeting to go something like:
"Shit."The most famous person NOT FROM BIG BROTHER pictured was Vanessa Feltz. Grim.
Look at the pictures - what was the theme? Herpes and skinny ties? These woman are like the girls who, no matter what the theme of party, ALWAYS turn up in either a catsuit or stockings.
- Halloween? take a devils fork and some Horns. HORNY DEVIL! GEDDIT?
- Christmas? Stockings and crusty knickers. CHRISTMAS STOCKING THAT NEEDS UNWRAPPING!!11!
- Funeral? Black Catsuit with a hat - SOMBRE YET SEXY!
What the fuck is Nikki wearing? she looks like a Spanish bog roll holder. This country has gone to cunt.
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JESSICA'S GUFF GAFFE LOHAN FOR GOLD SHERLOCK BONES SOUR CHILD O' OZZY'S NEWSMOUND |
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