OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY
LA DOLCE VITA!
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Published on Fri 16 May 2008 by Mopsa
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OBLIGATORY CRAPPY CELEBRITY GALLERY |
Nobody could see through all the fake tan, make-up and surgically enhanced cleavages last night at Dolce nightclub in London, where Paris Hilton made another appearance. Also there was 'Paris look-a-like' Chanelle, 'Posh look-alike' Chantelle and 'twat look-a-like' Calum Best.
Also littering the streets of London were Big Brother's Aisleyne, a friend of Aisleyne (who looked like a squashed version of Big Brother's Kate Lawler with an added middle breast) and David 'my face is melting' Gest.
And you know the club's clientele is bad when Paris Hilton is made to look sophisticated.
If only these two had made it (Peaches and Henry Conway), it would have completed the ingredients for delicious soup...
And you know the club's clientele is bad when Paris Hilton is made to look sophisticated.
If only these two had made it (Peaches and Henry Conway), it would have completed the ingredients for delicious soup...
BIG BROTHER,
DOLCE,
PARIS HILTON,
CHANTELLE HOUGHTON,
CHANELLE,
CALUM BEST,
DAVID GEST,
PEACHES GELDOF,
HENRY CONWAY
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IT MUST BE LOVE OUT, DAMNED CLOT! NEWSMOUND IT WAS ME, MINI-ME THE RAT IS BACK |
BIG BOY VERSUS WILD CHILD MY DIGNITY'S ON THE FLOOR FIXED RATE LOHAN BALL-GAME THREES A CROWD |
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