THE KID STAYS OUT OF THE PICTURE

There's been a bizarre outbreak of good taste and selflessness among the celebrity world. Don't get alarmed, it'll soon die down. First of all Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hawking the chance to take the first picture of their twins, but once again they're doing it for charity, and with the bidding up to around $10m already then it's a bumper payday for a charity. And to make it even better the cash is culled from the coffers of idiot magazines and the zombies that buy them.

Now the Australian media are reporting that Nicole is to turn her slender back on the whole 'selling off pictures of an innocent newborn' as she thinks it's a bit… well, tacky. And she's damn right.

A source said: "They don't think it's appropriate to make deals. They are still deciding how they feel about it - if and when they will release a photo at all. But they realize there is enormous interest from the public and they are grateful and appreciative of that.

"Nicole and Keith have been enjoying their first few days at home with their firstborn tot - Nicole is thinking about things like breastfeeding right now."

Well, better she's thinking about that than snowboarding, eh? For once, a hearty well done to the almost opaque actress, her scarecrow of a husband and baby Sunday Roast.