BEYONCE DOING BOND?

Hands up all those who can make something rhyme with Quantum Of Solace? Macca said he couldn't and Winehouse has turned to drugs over the lyrical trauma. We've got to agree it is a bit tricky, our best effort so far is: "Being sat on my Homebase terrace, was not a Quantum Of Solace."

But Beyonce reckons she can have a go and is in talks to work with John Barry, a man who must be gutted that his most famous orchestral themes are always accompanied on screen by soft core porn of naked models obscured by shadows, diamonds and big golden gun cocks.

But should Beyonce be allowed to do it? Didn't she sing the soundtrack to the Austin Powers film 'Goldmember'? A total piss take of the Bond genre! Bond fans will be throwing their IT manuals in the air in disgust...

Having said that we've also heard that another American songstress is doing the theme so maybe there's nothing to worry about.