DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?

By now we all know that the NME awards have happened.

Interestingly (or not) the aftershow party was rudely disrupted by a bunch of miserly jobsworths who refused entry to a string of celebrities including Kevin Spacey, Agyness Deyn and the editor of the NME himself Conor McNicholas...

First up, the meddling staff refused to let model Agyness Deyn and her boyfriend in because they had the wrong wristbands but took it like troopers, mainly due to the fact she was drunker than Oliver Reed at the annual Jameson's Whiskey Appreciation Society annual free bar.

Then Kevin Spacey, who was circling around outside (walking his dog perchance?), was told to clear off and for some reason wasn't allowed anywhere near the event. Too Keyser Sozzled?

Then there was a royal smack in the face for NME editor Conor McNicholas who also wasn't allowed to the aftershow party because of the 'wristband issue'. It was his fucking party! (He got in in the end though.)

Elsewhere at another after show at the Hoxton Hotel, the guitarist from Vampire Weekend got run over and taken to hospital so best wishes to Chris - a speedy recovery please!