YUMMY BUMMY

Nigella Lawson's cookery show is fairly succesful over in the US, with the exception of one big problem. That being her bum. Americans think her bum is just way too curvy (and everybody knows too curvy is usually just a euphenisim for fat). Wait a minute, Americans think Nigella is too big? This coming from the country chock-ca-block with the morbidly obese?

According to reports, shots of her derriere are being avoided (but why are they filming a woman's bottom on a cookery show in the first place?)

A very rude souce from the New York Post said;

"Our spies at the Food Network say Nigella Lawson has way overeaten."

But how could she possibly help that with all that delicious looking food around her.

"The result is a butt like a horse."

A butt like a horse? Perhaps he meant butt like a hippopotomous because horses don't usually tend to have big arses.

The source continued to bitch;

"Her director is now doing back flips to not show her below the waist."

Don't worry Nigella, we like your bum just as it is. Not that we've been looking...